Tonart: Bb major
Verse 1
G
F#m
Fuck war!
A
Bm
Fuck em all y 'all!
A
F#m
What is it good for?
A
Bm
Absolutely sucking!
A
F#m
A
Bm
Hey war! Good god y 'all!
A
F#m
What is it good for?
Bm
A
F#m
A
It ain't nothin'
Bm
A
but a pre -breaker
F#m
A
Good only for the
Bm
A
F#m
rubber maker
A
Bm
Fuck them all, y 'all
A
F#m
What is it good for?
A
Bm
Absolutely suckin'
A
G
Well, yeah
Sgt, you want to open the gate?
Do you know the code?
Know the code?
Motherfucker, I've been through here
90 times in the last 3 days,
and you talking about do I
know the code?
Who else do you know
with a motherfucking dick this big?
Well, the Russians,
That's the reason we got into this war.
A. Angry Pussy. D. Big Pussy.
C. Creamy Pussy. D. Delicious Pussy.
E Enemy Pussy L
Funky Pussy G
Goofy Pussy H
Hard Pussy I Infected Pussy J
Junkie Pussy K
King Pussy L
Long Pussy M
Muddy Pussy N
Nasty Pussy O
Oversized Pussy P
Pregnant Pussy Q
Queen Pussy R
A
G
Alright, alright, alright, you know the code, okay. on,
Sally, get this motherfuckin' shit parked up.
Still drivin' this ragged
Bm
G
-ass Jeep.
Fuck things, Sally.
Bet you'd better slow your
fuck things down.
And go take a douche or somethin'.
That's what I say now.
C
Fuck things, Sally, now, baby.
G
Bet you better slow your fuck thing down
What I say, you done fucked
D
all the soldiers in town
gonna have to put your black ass
G
All you wanna do is fuck and suck Sally
All you wanna do is fuck and suck Sally
C
All you wanna do is fuck Sally
fuck and suck Sally
Lord have mercy
D
But one of these early mornings
C
Hey! Gonna have to put your rotten
Sergeant, why don't we get together
and fuck this old bitch?
Well sir, I'll have to be first
What the fuck you mean you first?
We'll flip corns for this shit
Don't use that two -headed
corn
you've been using either
Go ahead,
what you waiting on?
Motherfucker's slow as a snail,
he probably don't even have a quarter
Yes I do.
Damn, I lost again.
I always lose.
Am
D
Groovin' on my big dick after
G
Am
D
G
noon.
Groovin',
Am
D
G
Am
D
try to get a nudge real soon.
Bm
Am
You fuck the Air Force and the Navy too.
Bm
The Russians army tryna
Bm
Your pussy'll be busted
C
G
before I'm through
D
G
We're through
Bm
What the fuck? Oh shit!
G
We're in the middle of the firing line!
Stop this shit!
Just let me out!
Mr. President!
President Blowfly!
Sir, I believe the Russians are coming.
What do you mean
the Russians are coming, Sergeant?
Well, Mr. President, sir,
Bm
it seems that they're zipping
down their flies.
Oh, so that's what the fuck I'm hearing,
all that noise.
Yes, sir.
And I think they're taking
out their planes.
Sergeant, just relax.
Believe me,
I have everything under control.
You say they got their pricks out?
C
Yes, sir, Mr. President,
Bm
along with a giant -sized
German baffling.
C
Listen, you Russian son of a bitches,
Bm
if y 'all don't stop this minute,
C
I'm gonna shoot you in the mouth
with some Haitian pussy.
If that won't work,
Bm
I'm gonna give you some wild
Still coming, Sergeant?
C
You're damn right, Mr. President.
All right, you pissed me off.
C
If you don't stop this minute,
I'm gonna be forced to use our
new secret weapon,
C
the new E -N -double -A
-C -P nigger bomb.
When it explodes,
C
all you Russian motherfuckers
will turn into niggers.
Good work, President
Blowfly.
They're hauling ass the other way.
You motherfucking right,
they're hauling ass the other way.
Come on back, choke motherfucker,
whatever the fuck your name.
I got your summit right here.
If one of you girls wanna
fuck the president
and he agreed to be your lover,
but you learned his rod
would only get hard
when he's looking at
your little brother,
that's a fly in the White House!
A fly in the White House!
If the vice president claimed
to have a huge dick
that is home young all reason,
but when you can't resist
and go to give it a kiss
you have to hold it with a
pair of tweezers.
That's a fly in the White House!
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