Tonart: E minor
Verse 1
Am
The countdown continues at minus 10 seconds and counting 9,
8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
We have ignition, we have liftoff.
We are finally rid of that blank
motherfucker, I hope.
Em
Am
Em
G
Low -fly in outer space!
Em
Am
Earth slowly disappear
I thought to myself,
Em
Am
what the fuck I'm doing way up here?
I know those motherfuckers at
Em
Am
control finish first in their class,
but if something go wrong,
Em
it'll be the end of my black ass.
Am
I watched the warning light
Em
Am
G
turn from green to red.
Am
It meant a meteorite
Em
Am
was just ahead.
My throat got dry,
Em
Am
and I felt like I was about to vomit.
When all of a sudden, a voice on
a live speaker saying,
Em
motherfucker, this is
Em
He said, yo, motherfucker,
Am
I haven't fucked with the
Em
Am
G
Earth since 1910.
Venus,
Cm
Mars.
I'm a bad motherfucker.
Am
I'm the king of the stars.
D#
Am
D#
I can travel 50 times the speed of light
Am
So just turn over yourself to me
Am
I said motherfucker come on
Em
and get your money's worth
Am
You gotta go through me before you
Em
G
get to the motherfuckin' earth
Em
You're saving all of this shit for yourself
G
Am
An d all of a sudden I realized
Em
Am
I had plenty of help
It was
Captain
Craig and his
Em
Am
Enterprise.
I say him and
Mr.
Spark were bringing this mother
Em
fuckin'
Captain
Craig says,
Beam us outta here,
Mr.
Am
Spark!
Em
This motherfuckin' shit is gettin'
G
Am
much too hot.
Cm
Ol'
Haley turned their ass into
Am
a couple of rejects.
He just grabbed his pirate
Cm
Am
dick and says,
Cm
Am
D#
who's next?
And just when I was getting ready to burn,
I heard another boy say
Am
G
Am
stand by, it's my turn.
He said I'm
Burt
Rogers from the 21st century,
and to me
Haley's ass is just elementary.
And just like that they were
getting it on, but
Before you could say, cunt,
Burt
Rogers' ass was gone.
That made me mad as my balls turned blue.
I said, from now on,
that motherfucker's
going to be just me and you.
It was getting so motherfucking hot,
I couldn't shoot my gun.
Then I realized we
were headed straight
for the motherfucking sun.
So I reversed my directions
Em
after making my decision,
Em
Haley's ass in the sun on
Am
G
a head -on collision
Am
So I just sniffed a little coke
Em
Am
and waited for a while
And when I heard the big explosion,
Em
Am
Cm
I just looked at my dick and smiled
Am
Cm
And I saw shit, bolts and tears
And I heard this voice say,
Am
Cm
Am
D#
I'll see you again motherfuckin' about 80 years
I said, not if I can have it.
Am
G
Am
Blue fly in outer space.
Better than
Darth
Em
Vader.
Buck
Rogers.
Em
Am
Got more brains and dicks than
Dr.
Dunn,
Mr.
Spock.
Em
I don't know why I call that motherfucker
Dr.
And no more out of spaceship than
Em
Captain
Kirk.
Am
Yeah!
Outro 1
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