Tonart: F major
Verse 1
Dm
What in the fuck I'm doing out here? I
A
burnt my motherfuckin' draft card.
Dm
A
And here I am out here on manoeuvres. I should
be on the beach somewhere with my hoe.
Get me out of here!
They got my black ass anyway.
I ain't got no business
being here in the army.
Blowfly?
D
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In the motherfuckin' army?
Your dick's in the army now
D
Em
It'll soon be world -renowned
A
By the next few months,
it won't see a cunt
You're in the army
One, two, three, four
Got my dick in my hand
D
Em
And I'm ready to go
A
Set breakdown, bend down,
open up wide
Let the freaky -lookin'
doctor take a look inside
G
Said I see you real loose when you
You been takin' up the ass
in the middle of the night
Said I might be large, but I ain't no queer
D
I have a nuclear warhead buildin' here
A
G
With a weapon like that,
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D
you can rule the nation
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How about givin' me a demonstration?
G
So I finally realized that the
D
Can blow a hole in a steel wall for the
BD
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Signed my name on a dotted line
Was a bad motherfucker
in a little no time
Signed my name and
I entered the service
And I have to admit,
I was motherfuckin' nervous
I was awakened without a warnin'
Who the fuck blowin' a trumpet
at four in
the mornin'?
D
Said all motherfuckers up on your feet
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D
You got to march 40 miles
before you can eat
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Said hut, two, three, four,
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march until your ass is sore
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G
D
Five, six, seven, eight,
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march until your balls ache
D
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Em
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G
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He kept his boot right square in my ass,
D
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and it was hard to believe only a month had passed.
I went in the mess hall to have some chow,
one a plate of that shit, and I hollered,
wow!
Felt like cum, and it made me sick,
D
A
and it tasted like over -fucked voucher dick.
With my heart achin' and my ass painin',
D
A
I managed to finish my basic trainin'.
Lowfly was in the
Army at last.
Huh, I'll probably be a
D
General in a month or so.
A
At least I get a chance to fuck a
General's wife.
Maybe even their little hoist
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G
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F#m
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Yeah!
I received a call on my
X -rated phone sayin'
Rambo didn't make it back home.
He was supposed to know what
fighting was all about
D
That motherfucker went in,
So I went to
Vietnam with my prick in my hand
When I saw
Rambo's ass, began to expand
He was surrounded by the
Vietcom
And they was calling him the
Queen of
D
Vietnam
I said, oh shit, I can't believe my eyes
A
D
He had fishnet pantyhose
D
Took off his robe and he
grabbed a whip
Opened his mouth and
Walked around looking like
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D
He looked at my prick and said, what
D
I grabbed a whip and I rounded up his ass
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As all his buddies began blocking my path
I said, my ass could really get hurt
D
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So I thought of a trick that always works
I said, motherfuckers,
I'm ready to get laid
D
Come on and get a dose of these aids
A
D
And they began running, scrambling,
A
rumbling
Motherfuckers, rays of
AIDS
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D
Yeah
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D
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D
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I received another call on my
X -rated phone
Em
G
D
Said some terrorists had kidnapped
the president back home
D
ransom and that's not all
If the
Pope don't give him head,
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they're gonna cut off his balls
Tellin'
Navy to
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Apple to keep the fuck out my way
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G
Because he just made
Green
Beret
I walked in the building
with a smile on my face
D
Had this great big dick
wrapped around my waist
A
The leader wore a beard and it
He said, I see the money, boy,
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but where the fuck is the
Pope?
I said, watch your mouth,
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You ever seen a soldier
with this kind of prick?
He said, me and the fellas
know exactly what to do
Since you didn't bring the coat,
we'll have to fuck you
They grabbed my hands and they
put me on the floor
D
Whipped my ass in the air, in the air in my ass
I blew him away with a powerful gas
A
D
I freed the president and I saved his life
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And even offered to let me fuck his wife
He said, she'll do what you want her to do
I said, thanks,
Mr.
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President, but I'd rather fuck you
D
So the next time you see him on
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TV, when you look at his ass, think of me.
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I blew my cum at the commander -in -chief's asshole,
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D
and now his cabinet is full of soul.
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All you whites better look out, cause
Blowfly's on the prowl, child.
Congress would never be the same again.
Now that they're being babied
by their insects friend.
Yeah!
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