Tonart: A minor
Verse 1
Am
You know times are hard,
G
and things have really gotten bad
I don't even remember that
last pussy I ever had
Am
And since this new women
live shit has come down,
Em
men have really begun to suffer
And women have put pad
and I tell you it's a mother
But I've come to the conclusion
that good things may not
come to those who wait
And the way my dick feels now for me
F
soon will be too motherfuckin' late
Cause this prick of mine
knows damn well
Am
that something is wrong
And the demand for pussies
got him too motherfuckin' strong
C
Hoes these days won't let you
Em
And man, I tell you,
Am
Em
Am
Em
Am
I believe I got bossa love
Man, I tell you, pussies drivin' me crazy
F
And my dick is about to go astray
All my bitch does is sit up on her ass
and watch soap operas
C
Every motherfuckin' day
Talkin' bout searchin'
Em
for tomorrow
Man, I'm still searchin' for today
Dm
In a nice, hot, juicy pussy
Em
Am
Ah, it's where I can lay
I wanna be in another world
Making all of my children at the edge of night
my ass will be churning
Am
F
In something good and tight
C
Am
C
And when I get through,
General Hospital won't
All the days of our lives
G
I only got one life to live
and I ain't young but restless
Am
And I ain't losin' my drive
Dm
Am
Em
Pussy indeed,
The love of my life
C
And at the twinklin' of her eye
I can make you sigh
Am
If you let my dick be your
Bm
Am
Bm
Am
guiding light
I know I'm a freak, man,
cause I'm still hot
Yeah, ain't that a shame
watchin' soap operas
It's that motherfuckin'
son of mine
Am
F
Am
watchin' football games
C
Am
C
I say, baby, what about a little fuck
Em
Dm
To change this buzzard luck
Let me get out my Houston aura
Em
Am
Em
And put you in the Tampa Bay fuck
Am
I'll make you scream like a Detroit lion
And give you Washington red skin
F
Baby just let me taste the
pussy and I'll dive in
Like a Miami Dolphin
C
Oh I want a Los Angeles
C
Em
Please don't say I can't
G
I wanna ride it like a Dallas Cowboy
Am
Don't make me be a New
Dm
Em
Orleans Saint
Baby look at this New York Giant
Bm
All ready for your Cleveland Brown
C
I wanna shoot New York Jet
Bm
Am
Bm
Am
Let the Field 69er go down
I want a Green Bay packet to ya, baby
Like a motherfuckin' Denver Bronco
I'm makin' a pass,
so let me touch down
Like them goddamn Dears from Buffalo
I'm havin' bars of love, bars of love
Don't give a fuck, I'm havin' bars of love
I can't kill and won't nothin' die
I'm gonna do like them Seattle
Seahawks and
Take wings and fly!
Be like a San Diego Charger
and shoot electricity in your ass!
Yeah! Buzzard love!
Be like Chuck Munsey and
fail the urine test!
Rumors has it that his dick drifted all
Am
the way back out west!
You
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