Tonart: Bb major
Verse 1
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I once met a man who said he was a fan
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He wanted to sing in my shanty band
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But the bottom of his face looked
weird (so weird!)
There was skin on his chin that I
loathed and feared
From his crown to ear he was
most sincere
But you can't sing shanties
if you got no beard
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Got no beard, you've got no
Verse 2
beard
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You can't sing shanties if
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Got no beard, you've got no beard
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You can't sing shanties
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if you've got no beard
Verse 3
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I once met a girl who heard sea songs
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She came to the show,
and she sang along
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But the timing of the shout
was slow (so slow!)
She was graced with a face
like the morning glow
But a hollar was a blow from the
very front row said
You can't sing shanties if you
can't shout "Ho!"
Verse 4
"Ho!" you
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You can't sing shanties if you
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you can't shout "Ho!"
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You can't sing shanties if you
And you've got no beard
Verse 5
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Db
I once met a man on a weird machine
Had wheels and a bell,
C
He was shouting from a pad of
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And the wheels got caught
on his overcoat
And he fell from the pier
clawing at his throat
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So you can't sing shanties if
you don't own a boat
Verse 6
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a boat, you don't own a boat
Ab
You can't sing shanties if you
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you don't own a boat!
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Db
You can't sing shanties if
you don't own a boat
And you can't shout "Ho!"
Verse 7
And you've got no beard
Db
I once met a bloke on a tavern floor
He'd had ten beers,
but I had ten more
And his piggy little face
was pink (so pink!)
He tried to shout the words,
but t'were all out of sync
With a voice so bad it'll
make you think that
You can't sing shanties if you
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can't hold your drink
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Db
Can't hold your drink, you can't hold
Verse 8
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a drink
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You can't sing shanties if you
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can't hold your drink
You can't hold a drink you
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You can't sing shanties if you
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can't hold your drink
And you don't own a boat
And you can't shout "Ho!"
Verse 9
And you've got no beard
Db
Ab
Db
I once met a sailor all big and broad
With an eye- patch,
parrot and a long curved sword
Had a chest like a powder
keg (big chest)
But he had both shoes,
and he smelled like eggs
I expect he would look better
with a wooden peg
'Cause you can't sing
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shanties if you got two legs
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Db
Got two legs, you've got two
Verse 10
legs
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You can't sing shanties if
you've got two legs
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Db
Got two legs, you've got two legs
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You can't sing shanties
if you've got two legs
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Ab
And you can't hold your drink
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And you don't own a boat
D
And you can't shout "Ho!"
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And you've got no beard
Verse 11
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Db
Well, Anna's got no beard
And Dave, he has a bike
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Db
Robbie's father- in- law has boats,
but won't sing on the mic
And JD can't shout "Ho!" because
his wife takes much offense
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Db
Ab
And Andy's got two beautiful hairy legs
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Ab
But there's no reason good
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enough not to join us
Fm
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So sing along with the very
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Gbdim
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last chorus
Verse 12
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four
Gb
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Got no beard, you've got no beard
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You can't sing shanties if
you've got no beard
Gb
Db
Got no beard, you've got no beard
Ab
You can't sing shanties if
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Got no beard, you've got no beard
Ab
A
You can't sing shanties if
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Gb
you've got no beard
G
Db
Got no beard, you've got no
Verse 13
beard
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You can't sing shanties
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if you've got no beard
Eb
And you've got two legs
D
And you can't hold your drink
And you don't own a boat
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And you can't shout "Ho!"
Eb
Ab
Db
Db
And you've got no beard
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