Tonart: Bb major
Verse 1
C
F
I once met a man who said he was a fan
C
He wanted to sing in my shanty band
F
But the bottom of his face looked
weird (so weird!)
There was skin on his chin that I
loathed and feared
From his crown to ear he was
most sincere
But you can't sing shanties
if you got no beard
Bb
F
Got no beard, you've got no
Verse 2
beard
C
You can't sing shanties if
Bb
F
Got no beard, you've got no beard
C
You can't sing shanties
Verse 3
F
I once met a girl who heard sea songs
and she sang along
F
But the timing of the shout
was slow (so slow!)
She was graced with a face
like the morning glow
But a hollar was a blow from the
very front row said
You can't sing shanties if you
can't shout "Ho!"
Verse 4
"Ho!" you
C
You can't sing shanties if you
C
You can't sing shanties if you
And you've got no beard
Verse 5
C
F
I once met a man on a weird machine
Had wheels and a bell,
E
He was shouting from a pad of
C
And the wheels got caught
on his overcoat
And he fell from the pier
clawing at his throat
F
So you can't sing shanties if
you don't own a boat
Verse 6
F
a boat, you don't own a boat
C
You can't sing shanties if you
C
F
You can't sing shanties if
you don't own a boat
And you can't shout "Ho!"
Verse 7
And you've got no beard
F
I once met a bloke on a tavern floor
He'd had ten beers,
but I had ten more
And his piggy little face
was pink (so pink!)
He tried to shout the words,
but t'were all out of sync
With a voice so bad it'll
make you think that
You can't sing shanties if you
G
F
Can't hold your drink, you can't hold
Verse 8
F
a drink
C
You can't sing shanties if you
Bb
can't hold your drink
You can't hold a drink you
C
You can't sing shanties if you
And you don't own a boat
And you can't shout "Ho!"
Verse 9
And you've got no beard
F
C
F
I once met a sailor all big and broad
With an eye- patch,
parrot and a long curved sword
Had a chest like a powder
keg (big chest)
But he had both shoes,
and he smelled like eggs
I expect he would look better
with a wooden peg
'Cause you can't sing
C
shanties if you got two legs
Bb
F
Got two legs, you've got two
Verse 10
legs
C
You can't sing shanties if
you've got two legs
Bb
F
Got two legs, you've got two legs
C
You can't sing shanties
if you've got two legs
F
C
And you can't hold your drink
F
And you don't own a boat
F#
And you can't shout "Ho!"
F
And you've got no beard
Verse 11
C
F
Well, Anna's got no beard
And Dave, he has a bike
G
F
Robbie's father- in- law has boats,
but won't sing on the mic
And JD can't shout "Ho!" because
his wife takes much offense
Bb
F
C
And Andy's got two beautiful hairy legs
F
C
But there's no reason good
Am
G
So sing along with the very
C
Bbdim
C
last chorus
Verse 12
C
four
Bb
F
Got no beard, you've got no beard
C
You can't sing shanties if
you've got no beard
Bb
F
Got no beard, you've got no beard
C
You can't sing shanties if
F
Got no beard, you've got no beard
C
Db
You can't sing shanties if
F
Bb
you've got no beard
B
F
Got no beard, you've got no
Verse 13
beard
C
You can't sing shanties
G
And you've got two legs
F#
And you can't hold your drink
And you don't own a boat
F
And you can't shout "Ho!"
G
C
F
F
And you've got no beard
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