Tonart: Bb major
Verse 1
F
Bb
I once met a man who said he was a fan
F
He wanted to sing in my shanty band
Bb
But the bottom of his face looked
weird (so weird!)
There was skin on his chin that I
loathed and feared
From his crown to ear he was
most sincere
But you can't sing shanties
if you got no beard
Eb
Bb
Got no beard, you've got no
Verse 2
beard
F
You can't sing shanties if
Eb
Bb
Got no beard, you've got no beard
F
You can't sing shanties
Bb
if you've got no beard
Verse 3
Bb
I once met a girl who heard sea songs
and she sang along
Bb
But the timing of the shout
was slow (so slow!)
She was graced with a face
like the morning glow
But a hollar was a blow from the
very front row said
You can't sing shanties if you
can't shout "Ho!"
Verse 4
"Ho!" you
F
You can't sing shanties if you
Bb
you can't shout "Ho!"
F
You can't sing shanties if you
And you've got no beard
Verse 5
F
Bb
I once met a man on a weird machine
Had wheels and a bell,
A
He was shouting from a pad of
F
And the wheels got caught
on his overcoat
And he fell from the pier
clawing at his throat
Bb
So you can't sing shanties if
you don't own a boat
Verse 6
Bb
a boat, you don't own a boat
F
You can't sing shanties if you
Bb
you don't own a boat!
F
Bb
You can't sing shanties if
you don't own a boat
And you can't shout "Ho!"
Verse 7
And you've got no beard
Bb
I once met a bloke on a tavern floor
He'd had ten beers,
but I had ten more
And his piggy little face
was pink (so pink!)
He tried to shout the words,
but t'were all out of sync
With a voice so bad it'll
make you think that
You can't sing shanties if you
C
Bb
Can't hold your drink, you can't hold
Verse 8
Bb
a drink
F
You can't sing shanties if you
Eb
can't hold your drink
You can't hold a drink you
F
You can't sing shanties if you
Bb
can't hold your drink
And you don't own a boat
And you can't shout "Ho!"
Verse 9
And you've got no beard
Bb
F
Bb
I once met a sailor all big and broad
With an eye- patch,
parrot and a long curved sword
Had a chest like a powder
keg (big chest)
But he had both shoes,
and he smelled like eggs
I expect he would look better
with a wooden peg
'Cause you can't sing
F
shanties if you got two legs
Eb
Bb
Got two legs, you've got two
Verse 10
legs
F
You can't sing shanties if
you've got two legs
Eb
Bb
Got two legs, you've got two legs
F
You can't sing shanties
if you've got two legs
Bb
F
And you can't hold your drink
Bb
And you don't own a boat
B
And you can't shout "Ho!"
Bb
And you've got no beard
Verse 11
F
Bb
Well, Anna's got no beard
And Dave, he has a bike
C
Bb
Robbie's father- in- law has boats,
but won't sing on the mic
And JD can't shout "Ho!" because
his wife takes much offense
Eb
Bb
F
And Andy's got two beautiful hairy legs
Bb
F
But there's no reason good
Bb
enough not to join us
Dm
C
So sing along with the very
F
Ebdim
F
last chorus
Verse 12
F
four
Eb
Bb
Got no beard, you've got no beard
F
You can't sing shanties if
you've got no beard
Eb
Bb
Got no beard, you've got no beard
F
You can't sing shanties if
Bb
Got no beard, you've got no beard
F
F#
You can't sing shanties if
Bb
Eb
you've got no beard
E
Bb
Got no beard, you've got no
Verse 13
beard
F
You can't sing shanties
Bb
if you've got no beard
C
And you've got two legs
B
And you can't hold your drink
And you don't own a boat
Bb
And you can't shout "Ho!"
C
F
Bb
Bb
And you've got no beard
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