Tonart: E major
Verse 1
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I just wanna show my appreciation
to how much
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I love kids and teens between the ages
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of twelve and seventeen
Verse 2
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Why, are kids so fucking stupid?
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Did their parents not beat them
hard enough-enough-enough?
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I I I try,
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to empathize with teens
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Because when I was younger I was
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stupid too-too-too (it's true)
But then I realized,
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that I was never this stupid
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My friends were never this stupid,
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y'all are just dense-dense-dense
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Like Like Like damn, I'm really,
really concerned
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I wish your father would use that wooden spoon-spoon-spoon
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(just fucking fucking beat them already)
I was being ironic man, what a fucking loser
Verse 3
Do you have-
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Listen kids, being edgy is okay
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But the same ten jokes in a row,
that's not okay-okay-okay
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Like Like Like damn,
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is that all you can come up with?
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If you're gonna be racist, at least be ori ginal,
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please (yeah, we're dead serious)
If you're under seventeen,
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please don't ever talk to me
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You think this is part of the act, but
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please don't come near me
Verse 4
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Dude, get a load of this guy! He's never heard of irony
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before! What a fucking loser dude!
Jimmy it's past your bedtime
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Dad no
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Dad, I was just being ironic
I don't care
No dad please
No, you're being a piece of shit,
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take these spanks you little bitch
daddy please
Who do you think you are? Who the
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fuck do you think you are?
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Talking to people on the internet like you're some piece of shit,
calling irony
I was just being ironic
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Take these fucking spanks,
you dumbass kid
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I should've never given birth
to you, you piece of shit
Take that, I'm out of here, fuck you son
If I should even call you son
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Daddy, have you ever heard
of irony before?
Verse 5
I was just kidding, that crying was ironic,
I wasn't actually crying
What the fuck did you just say? You want
me to come back here? Huh?
Nothing daddy
That's what I fucking thought,
go back to bed, it's nine pm
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