Tonart: E major
Verse 1
G
I just wanna show my appreciation
to how much
D
I love kids and teens between the ages
G
of twelve and seventeen
Verse 2
Am
Why, are kids so fucking stupid?
D
Did their parents not beat them
hard enough-enough-enough?
C
D
G
I I I try,
Am
to empathize with teens
D
Because when I was younger I was
C
D
G
stupid too-too-too (it's true)
But then I realized,
Am
that I was never this stupid
D
My friends were never this stupid,
C
y'all are just dense-dense-dense
D
G
Am
Like Like Like damn, I'm really,
really concerned
D
I wish your father would use that wooden spoon-spoon-spoon
C
D
G
(just fucking fucking beat them already)
I was being ironic man, what a fucking loser
Verse 3
Do you have-
G
Am
Listen kids, being edgy is okay
D
But the same ten jokes in a row,
that's not okay-okay-okay
C
D
G
Like Like Like damn,
Am
is that all you can come up with?
D
C
If you're gonna be racist, at least be original,
D
G
please (yeah, we're dead serious)
If you're under seventeen,
Am
please don't ever talk to me
D
You think this is part of the act, but
C
D
G
please don't come near me
Verse 4
Am
Dude, get a load of this guy! He's never heard of irony
D
before! What a fucking loser dude!
Jimmy it's past your bedtime
C
Dad no
G
Dad, I was just being ironic
I don't care
No dad please
No, you're being a piece of shit,
Am
take these spanks you little bitch
daddy please
Who do you think you are? Who the
C
fuck do you think you are?
D
G
Talking to people on the internet like you're some piece of shit,
calling irony
I was just being ironic
Am
Take these fucking spanks,
you dumbass kid
D
I should've never given birth
to you, you piece of shit
Take that, I'm out of here, fuck you son
If I should even call you son
D
Daddy, have you ever heard
of irony before?
Verse 5
I was just kidding, that crying was ironic,
I wasn't actually crying
What the fuck did you just say? You want
me to come back here? Huh?
Nothing daddy
That's what I fucking thought,
go back to bed, it's nine pm
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