Tonart: D# minor
Verse 1
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Some guy, gabbler, Lon don Zoo,
check it, allow me to introduce myself
I'm a dick, yeah,
the biggest that you'll ever know
Bb
Ebm
I'm a dick, I represent the Z -O -O
I'm a dick, and I don't give a
shit what you're doing
Bb
I'm a dick, cause every little
Ebm
thing I touch you get ruined
I'm a dick, I'm the guy who's staring
at you while you're eating
Bb
Ebm
I'm a dick, the type who'll draw a
penis on you while you sleep
I'm such a dick, I'll be cutting and
butting it while you speak it
Bb
Oh I'm a dick, that's what I'm saying,
B
Ebm
I'm a dick, that's the bottom line
I'm a dick, cause all I really do
is get into shenanigans
Bb
B
I'm a dick, and gallivant around
Ebm
all confident and arrogant
I'm a dick, to my family and friends
I'm an embarrassment
And I'm a dick,
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B
you should get to know me,
Ebm
nice to meet you, I'm a dick
I've wasted opportunities
by getting wasted
Bb
Ebm
Had a shot, didn't take it,
no wonder I haven't made it
My demo tape was half
finished and half arsed
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Ebm
Then I left it to the last minute,
the chance passed
Now I'm back doing what I do best,
they can't hack it
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Ebm
No one takes me seriously,
cause I used to be a crackhead
I clean myself up
and now I tease the fiends
Bb
While I'm sneaking on the scene,
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my image is squeaky clean
I murder my ex
and bite off more than I can chew
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cause this is all I can do
And this is all I really know
and this is all I really want
And those who know the double,
B
Ebm
oh no we ain't in it for the dollar
And we ain't hollering or
following or wallowing
Or squabbling or wobbling
B
Ebm
and waddling around
And it's too late to edit,
cause I said it and I meant it when I did it
B
Ebm
If you get it, it's just for the, my sound
B
Ebm
I'm a dick
I stay up late and look pasty and err
I'm a dick
Bb
Ebm
Looking at my girl, you'd be like,
how'd you get her?
I'm such a dick
I'm coming for the gold,
the frankincense and the mer
Oh, I'm a dick
Bb
B
You best prepare yourself,
Ebm
because I don't give a shit
I'm dick
I'll take a decent June
and lace you with obscenities
I'm a dick
Bb
B
Ebm
An d I'm addicted to the blunt
smoke and Hennessy
I'm dick
I must have done so many drugs,
I've lost my memories
I'm a dick
Bb
B
My heart forever bleeds
My name is Diablo
The judge said, better use
what little common sense
you've got, sonny
Bb
My mouth would get me into
it's not funny
I've been arrested, been in court,
been a naughty boy
Bb
I've been an d gone and
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I shouldn't and I got lucky
I thought I knew it all, I had it all and lost it all
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B
I fucked it up and even
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ended up in hospital
Cause all I used to do is get
high and talk shit
Bb
I'm everything that you ain't
B
Ebm
got the balls to admit
They say it's not art, I say bullets
They say, excuse me
B
They say the shit I'm making's
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not a marketable product
I say, yo, yo,
what you talkin' about, mate?
And then I carry on with
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watch my name pop up
I went from Buddha, Buddha, to Buddha,
and overjungled Buddha
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I just so hap pen to stumble
on the foul mouth
Wanna blame if anybody found out
I'm not a rapper,
B
Ebm
I'm just thinking out loud
I'm sorry, I'm a dick
I say some stupid shit and
kill the conversation
I'm a dick
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Ebm
I'm a spastic in social situations
I'm a dick
Don't give a fuck about the
rules and regulations
Oh, I'm a dick
That's who I am
I'm a dick
Shout at people loudly out my car window
B
Ebm
Old enough to know better,
yeah he thinks so
I've been through heaven and hell
B
Ebm
and now I'm in lip mode
Ebm
cause that's the truth
I impress the most hard to impress
Bb
Me, so when I write rhymes
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it's hard not to lodge up my chest
Don't accept nothing apart from the best
Bb
Life is precious from your last blast
Ebm
Assess to your last gasp of
And you can put it to the test,
the mad hatter
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Ebm
I'm the man who's come to spray
can your brain matter
Cause the rappers get bigger,
their raps get shitter
Bb
Their jackets get thicker,
B
Ebm
and their tracks get crapper
I'm a dick,
I'm the guy who's staring at you
while you're eating
Bb
Ebm
I'm a dick, if I could draw a
penis on you while you sleep
I'm such a dick,
I'll be cutting and butting
it while you sleep
Oh I'm a dick, that's what I'm saying
B
Ebm
I'm a dick, that's the bottom line
I'm a dick, cause all I really do
is get into shenanigans
Bb
B
I'm a dick, and gallivant around
Ebm
all confident and arrogant
I'm a dick, to my family and friends
I'm an imbalance
Bb
B
I'm a dick, you should get to know me
Ebm
I'm nice to meet you
I'm a dick
Bb
Ebm
C'mon, sorry, I mean,
at I can admit it. Damn.
Bb
Outro 1
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