Tonart: Bb minor
Verse 1
E
G#m
E- e- e- very time I look at my dick
Dick, dick, dick
E
Call me on the dog and bone
Verse 2
G#m
C#m
All you Yanks, that's a telephone
C#m
just have a butcher's
G#m
Northern Mancky, cock- munchers
B
My dick's bigger than your brother
C#m
Pushing twenty- five stone like your mother
My dick's bigger than Wales
And your dick's smaller than a
motherfuckin' snail
G#m
B
Ma bite mec Ca
Verse 3
C#m
monte jusqu'a la tour
C#m
G#m
Ca voit meme pas le jour
Verse 4
G#m
C#m
My dick like the Mississippi river
G#m
C#m
My dick ask your bitch,
G#m
what's for din ner?
Verse 5
G#m
B
E
F#
I'm like holy shit, that's a big dick
G#m
B
C#m
E
And every time I look at your dick, I'm like holy shit,
F#
C#m
that's a small dick
G#m
(Goddamn)
B
C#m
Every time I look at my dick,
G#m
B
E
I'm like holy shit, that's a big dick
F#
E
G#m
B
C#m
And every time I look at your dick,
E
F#
C#m
I'm like holy shit, that's a small dick
Verse 6
Yeah dog, it's motherfuckin' kid cuisine
E
G#m
B
My dick is bigger than Mr. Clean
C#m
So fresh you can swish it like Listerine
G#m
Your dick look like Adam Levine
My dick like Pinocchio nose
I lie and I just watch it grow
B
C#m
G#m
I hang low like trunk of Dum bo
E
G#m
While your dick is small like Frodo
B
Okay now Young punk in this
Verse 7
G#m
motherfucker
Place looking right in this
C#m
F#
motherfucker
C#m
Big dick Clark in this motherfucker
G#m
Dick look like a fuckin' Nutter Butter
Verse 8
G#m
Time to avoid them Barry Bonds
B
Dick so big, got a car alarm
E
Dick so big that it bought the farm
G#m
Your dick like Seth Rogen's arm
Coming through with a big wang
B
Doing things bigger than the big bang
E
Your dick don't got no name
Your bitch call my dick Ving Rhames
Rhames, Rhames, Rhames
Verse 9
G#m
B
E
F#
I'm like holy shit, that's a big dick
G#m
B
C#m
E
And every time I look at your dick, I'm like holy shit,
F#
C#m
that's a small dick
G#m
(Goddamn)
B
C#m
G#m
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like holy shit,
B
E
F#
that's a big dick
(Goddamn)
G#m
B
C#m
E
And every time I look at your dick, I'm like holy shit,
F#
C#m
that's a small dick
G#m
(Goddamn)
Verse 10
G#m
B
Your dick's growing mold
E
My dick shines like gold
G#m
B
Your dick's like the Pope
E
G#m
My dick don't get old
B
E
Every morning I wake up and cry
G#m
It's too much dick for one guy
B
But if I donated my shit
E
to science
Motherfucker probably start a riot
C#m
Verse 11
G#m
B
C#m
G#m
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like holy shit,
B
E
that's a big dick
(Goddamn)
F#
G#m
B
C#m
And every time I look at your dick,
E
F#
C#m
I'm like holy shit, that's a small dick
G#m
(Goddamn)
B
C#m
G#m
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like holy shit,
B
E
F#
E
that's a big dick
G#m
(Goddamn)
B
C#m
E
Every time I look at your dick, I'm like holy shit,
F#
C#m
that's a small dick
(That's a small dick)
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TunerE A D G B E
Akkorde & SongtexteE G#m C#m B F#
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