Tonart: Bb minor
Verse 1
G
Bm
E- e- e- very time I look at my dick
Dick, dick, dick
G
Call me on the dog and bone
Verse 2
Bm
Em
All you Yanks, that's a telephone
Em
just have a butcher's
Bm
Northern Mancky, cock- munchers
D
My dick's bigger than your brother
Em
Pushing twenty- five stone like your mother
My dick's bigger than Wales
And your dick's smaller than a
motherfuckin' snail
Bm
D
Ma bite mec Ca
Verse 3
Em
monte jusqu'a la tour
Em
Bm
Ca voit meme pas le jour
Verse 4
Bm
Em
My dick like the Mississippi river
Bm
Em
My dick ask your bitch,
Verse 5
Bm
D
G
A
I'm like holy shit, that's a big dick
Bm
D
Em
G
And every time I look at your dick, I'm like holy shit,
A
Em
that's a small dick
Bm
(Goddamn)
D
Em
Every time I look at my dick,
Bm
D
G
I'm like holy shit, that's a big dick
A
G
Bm
D
Em
And every time I look at your dick,
G
A
Em
I'm like holy shit, that's a small dick
Verse 6
Yeah dog, it's motherfuckin' kid cuisine
G
Bm
D
My dick is bigger than Mr. Clean
Em
So fresh you can swish it like Listerine
Bm
Your dick look like Adam Levine
My dick like Pinocchio nose
I lie and I just watch it grow
D
Em
Bm
I hang low like trunk of Dum bo
G
Bm
While your dick is small like Frodo
D
Okay now Young punk in this
Verse 7
Bm
motherfucker
Place looking right in this
Em
A
motherfucker
Em
Big dick Clark in this motherfucker
Bm
Dick look like a fuckin' Nutter Butter
Verse 8
Bm
Time to avoid them Barry Bonds
D
Dick so big, got a car alarm
G
Dick so big that it bought the farm
Bm
Your dick like Seth Rogen's arm
Coming through with a big wang
D
Doing things bigger than the big bang
G
Your dick don't got no name
Your bitch call my dick Ving Rhames
Rhames, Rhames, Rhames
Verse 9
Bm
D
G
A
I'm like holy shit, that's a big dick
Bm
D
Em
G
And every time I look at your dick, I'm like holy shit,
A
Em
that's a small dick
Bm
(Goddamn)
D
Em
Bm
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like holy shit,
D
G
A
that's a big dick
(Goddamn)
Bm
D
Em
G
And every time I look at your dick, I'm like holy shit,
A
Em
that's a small dick
Bm
(Goddamn)
Verse 10
Bm
D
Your dick's growing mold
G
My dick shines like gold
Bm
D
Your dick's like the Pope
G
Bm
My dick don't get old
D
G
Every morning I wake up and cry
Bm
It's too much dick for one guy
D
But if I donated my shit
G
to science
Motherfucker probably start a riot
Em
Verse 11
Bm
D
Em
Bm
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like holy shit,
D
G
that's a big dick
(Goddamn)
A
Bm
D
Em
And every time I look at your dick,
G
A
Em
I'm like holy shit, that's a small dick
Bm
(Goddamn)
D
Em
Bm
Every time I look at my dick, I'm like holy shit,
D
G
A
G
that's a big dick
Bm
(Goddamn)
D
Em
G
Every time I look at your dick, I'm like holy shit,
A
Em
that's a small dick
(That's a small dick)
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