Tonart: C minor
Verse 1
F#m
G
I woke up stiff.
I woke up sore.
Bm
My back feels like it just came
G
through the Third World War.
Bm
D
My throne is raw.
Bm
Em
I can't remember yesterday.
D
Was it toss to kick or kick to toss?
F#m
Bm
I've got split ends.
G
Bm
I haven't had a second to
Em
G
go buy cream rinse.
G
F#m
When will they stop?
Em
And give a girl a break,
G
Bm
a chance to breathe and shop?
Bm
We meet the judges today!
G
But nothing budges today!
D
G
What do you want to be when you grow up,
Bm
dear?
Bm
They interview us today!
G
And try to screw us today!
Hope they got pancakes.
Guess again.
It's powdered eggs.
Bm
Em
I woke up with my period.
They fed us better stuff than
Bm
this at Girl Scout camp.
G
D
And someone's up there making guacamole,
G
D
lashing avocados since late last night.
Bm
G
She's gonna win the crown
F#m
Yeah, she's not white.
Bm
G
Ladies, Carol's passing out
the day's schedule,
Bm
G
complete with your private judges' interview appointments.
You've been scheduled at random,
D
Bm
G
not alphabetically, oh girls.
F#m
Isn't it all exciting?
Bm
Yeah, I'm just thrilled.
D
G
Oh God, I'm gonna kill myself,
they put me first.
D
Bm
My hair's still wet, my brain's still numb,
but someone tell the lions
here the Christians come.
G
Nerves!
Okay, Brenda,
we'll start calling
the girls in now.
G
I've got nerves.
Doria Houston, please.
Bm
F#m
I'm all nerves.
Good luck.
F#m
G
A walking, talking,
Bm
G
F#m
walking bundle of nerves.
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