Let me tell you guys something.
Never go in another man's house
the first thing you do when you get there
If you see a pair of men's shoes,
and get the hell out of there.
You see, I was way down south
in this little town called
She said, aren't you Roycee?
Seemed like a thousand times
I said, honey, let me use your phone
I wanna call my wife and kids at home
I said, honey, I got bad news
I got a flat tire on my car
And the only jack is in the
she told me to take my time
Young lady came and got me
She laid me back in bed again
This time, she laid me down on my back
she said she's gonna ride me
oh she's gonna ride me and
I looked at my watch it was four o 'clock
I said let me use your telephone
I said honey I got some good news
and I got some bad news too.
She said give me the good news first.
I got my flat tire fixed somehow.
But as soon as I get it started
girl I'm coming home to you.
The lady came and got me,
laid me down in bed again.
She said, we're gonna be here,
And I swear, she was so good,
the only thing I could think about
is giving up my happy home.
And let her know how I'm doin'
I said, I got everything workin'
It's workin' a little bit too late
And then she hung up on me
she's lying there with those big thighs.
I jumped back into bed like Superman.
I said, honey, I come to stay.
and said, get up, put your clothes on.
She said, my husband will
before I could put them on.
Somebody knocked on the door
She said, fool, that's my mother
She said, you better hide
I said, where in the hell
Only place left, that's when
I jumped over the doorless,
managed to hide everything but my boss.
The husband walked through the door,
he said, honey what's that?
She said, them some doorbells,
I picked them up from the
those are some strange looking bells
And I wanna hear them ring this morning
That lady looked at her husband
and said, honey, those bells are broke
them for a brand new pair
Before you take them back
I just wanna hear them ring one time.
he hit me across my left ball.
I pulled up without a sight,
but the rifle was still hanging out.
He turned around to his wife
and said, bell didn't ring honey.
She said, I told you they were broke
and I was gonna take them back
He said, that's all right, too,
but I want to hear them ring.
Oh, I want to hear them ring
before you take them back.
He walked over in the corner,
picked up a baseball bat,
came back, and looked up,
and that's when I looked down.
He had the strangest look,
the meanest look I ever seen.
The only thing I could think of
I looked down, I said Ding dong
to stand up and clap her hands
And look her husband straight in the eye
She said my behind by the bell.
in this good time called infidelity,
Oh, if you ever down south, hey, hey,
in this time called infidelity, y yeah.
going with the preacher's wife.
Hey, hey, in this little town down south
Oh, oh, little town called Infidelity, Georgia
Oh Lord, a whole lotta strange
Oh, oh, it was that way ever
Hey, in this little town called Newington,
Ooh, and I call it Infidelity, Georgia
A whole lot of strange things goes on
Early in the morning, all before dawn
Late at night, half the time
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