Tonart: F minor
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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You know I saw this fine bitch the other day in a
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store that sells computers and video games.
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I went in there behind her
and I started rappin' to her.
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When all of a sudden,
I heard this strange laugh.
Yeah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
And the boy said, who the fuck are you?
And I said, I'm
Blowfly.
Who the fuck are you?
I'll tell you who the fuck I am.
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Strange.
I'm a computerized fucker with a queer wire I
have come with my digits and a rotten desire
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I wasn't made in
Japan I give better head than
Pac -Man
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My tongue is electronic
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Am
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My brick is supersonic
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Wish the right number
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An d I'll make your
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cunt thunder
I wish I could lie and say I wasn't afraid,
but that was some weird shit.
No bitch can out me.
No brick can dethrone me.
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I'll hook, let's twist me up her ass
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Make her cunt cum fiberglass
Yeah -ah -ah -ah -ah -ah -ah
-ah -ah -ah -ah -ah -ah -ah
And do you know this bitch was turned
on by that kind of talk?
A fucking cussing computer
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I am much more than a robot
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I am a computerized
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Brothers and sisters and mother -laws
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I would prefer to be a two of
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Wars
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You know this bitch wanted
to buy the fuckin'
But I told her, I
Ho, don't you know you can't
buy that shit with food stamps?
I am an electronic pussy
sucker with a queer tune
I'll treat a click like a brick
till it vibrates with a boom
I am a computerized fucker with a queer wire
I have come in my fidgets
with a rotten desire
Lies!
That's what I said
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Lies!
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I fucked half of computers because
they didn't have class
Fucked that bag of
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C3PO in disaluminum as s
And before that shit I was
playing on my computer
And I don't want nothing to do with
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them at all
Now that's when I grabbed this bitch and wanted to get the
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fuck out of there but I checked
this bitch on top of the computer,
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getting ready to tear that ass up.
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But every time I started to fuck her,
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this fucking machine kept talking to me.
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And shame as I am to admit it,
my dick wouldn't get hard.
This motherfucker just kept talking shit.
So I decided to get my
black ass out of there.
And as I was leaving,
this motherfucker had the nerve to say to me,
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Are you leaving?
Where the fuck are you going?
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Do not take the bitch with you
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I have some plans for the home
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Climb up on the top of me
Punch the green button
I said the green button,
not the red button, you dumb bitch.
No, please don't touch the red button.
Don't touch the red button.
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Don't touch the red, red button.
You should not touch the red button.
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Up top, if you turn me on
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