Tonart: G# minor
Verse 1
I got a nasty rash
Probably from wearing
Eb
this gross used jacket
just found a used condom
Eb
Cm
Guess I should've washed it
Walk into the club like, wait, what?
I think that I'm lost
I'm messed up and smell like piss
from the thrift shop
Wipe the dandruff with so much swag
that the people like
Damn, that's a gross -ass cracker
Wearin' these U -panties,
hope you don't get a disease
Who gives a shit?
Got him with these shoes
super cheap
That was really stank
Said a girl sittin' next to me
You look like you're homeless,
and what is that on your jeans?
It's just...
But hey, pretty sure it's AIDS free!
They had a bloody sweater,
I bought a bloody sweater
Since I've been wearing it,
my stomach's starting to hurt
Hello, hello, my skin's turning yellow
Oh, that's the hepatitis
that comes with all of the clothes
Now I'm feeling real sick,
gonna puke on my toes
The sneakerheads will be like, ah!
Not on the Velcro!
I don't know where I am
Eb
Does someone know how
to get to McDonald's?
F
I got lost, now I'm in a thrift shop
G
Cm
This is fuckin' awful
I can help you with that
I just found a Big Mac in my back pocket
Fm
Cm
Oh, Neato, I also found a needle
This tastes fuckin' awful
What you know about having a really bad head,
dude?
What you know about getting
crabs from a hat, dude?
F
I'm diggin', I'm diggin',
through this dumb stuff
This dead cat would go perfect
with my shirt
Thank you, Grandad,
for donating his old, dirty, dense shirts
Even though my mouth really hurts
Are you okay, man?
I think you should see a doctor.
Nah, I'll be fine.
I don't need no goddamn doctor.
My hands are turning black.
I can't feel my nutsack.
I got gonorrhea and a clap.
Oh, man, it stings like a motherfucker.
I think bedbugs are biting in
this motherfucker.
Okay, honestly, dude,
stop saying motherfucker.
I just lost all the feeling in my legs now.
I can't walk,
so I'm crawling on the damn ground.
Stop playing saxophone
and help me get back up
so I can go back to the club
and show off my clothes.
Dude, you're bleeding from your nose.
Eb
F
Your mouth is full of foam!
F5
F
I don't care man,
G
Bb
Cm
let's go!
Macklemore looks like ass
I think he needs a thrift shop intervention
F
Cm
He is green and he is seizuring
We need to talk to him
We think you need rehab
Eb
This is getting real bad
F5
Fm
Stop buying diseased clothes
Eb
Fm
Cm
From the thrift shop down the road
But they're incredible
Eb
An d they're horrible
Fm
Cm
it's down the road
Where'd my arms and legs go?
Cm
We cut off all your limbs
You were infected
Eb
from the gross clothes you bought
Eb
you're lucky to be alive
Cm
Yeah, where's the nearest thrift shop?
you
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