Tonart: B minor
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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Fell asleep last night with the T- V on. Oh,
what a dream I had.
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I dreamed I answered every single one
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of those late night mail order ads.
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And four to six weeks later,
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much to my sur prise,
The mailman came to my front door,
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and I couldn't believe my eyes
When he brought the Vegematic, and
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the Pocket Fisherman too,
Illuminated illustrated history of life,
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And Boxcar Willie with a Ginzu knife,
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A bamboo steamer,
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and a Garden Weasel too,
And a tie- dyed, dayglow souvenir shirt from
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Six Flags Over Burbank.
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Verse 2
The doorbell rang all morning
and into the afternoon.
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I shook with fright as it rang all night
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to the light of the Master Card moon.
There was Parcel Post in the pantry,
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and UPS in the hall,
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C O D's to the ceiling,
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and I just couldn't pay for it all.
Verse 3
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I got the egg scrambler,
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with a Seal- a- Meal carrying case,
A set of presidential commemorative plates
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So I could eat my eggs
off the President's face,
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A Minute Mender,
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and a needle that'll knit or crochet,
And an autographed photograph of Rin Tin Tin
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at Six Flags Over Burbank.
Verse 4
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(Same chords
as 2nd verse:)
Verse 5
I remembered I was dreaming,
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so I gave a mighty cheer.
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When I awoke, it was no joke,
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'cause all that shit was here.
So if you fall asleep with the TV on,
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let me tell you what to do:
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Tear the telephone out of the wall unless
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you want it to happen to you.
You'll get the Vegematic, and
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the Pocket Fisherman too,
Illuminated illustrated history of life,
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And Boxcar Willie with a Ginzu knife,
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A bamboo steamer,
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and a smokeless ashtray too
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And
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an all expenses paid weekend
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for three at Six Flags Over Burbank
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