Tonart: Bb minor
Verse 1
Gb
What I said at the beginning of the show
Gb
Denver's a fucking awesome town.
This is an awesome state.
Ab
This is the best part of the state.
It's like Boulder's
Gb
just a little too crunchy.
Ab
Just, just, oh yeah man.
There's a few too many fucking
Bbm
Birkenstock
Bbm
Ab
bead holding shitheads.
Gb
A few too many people said Sat Naam.
Ab
Oh, did you say Sat Naam, you
fucker?
Namaste.
E
Yeah, that's in your vernacular,
Gb
Ab
You wanna go to find dudes,
Gb
homeless dudes with fucking signs,
Ab
that's the world capital.
Gb
And they don't let them freeze,
What do you wanna do?
Listen, man, there's
a reason.
There's a reason why we got this far.
We got this far because of competition.
I know it's not good to compete,
Bbm
and it's also good to embrace
Ab
Gb
each other
and our community
Bbm
Ab
and help each oth er out,
but there's also like certain ones
that have to die off.
You know? It's like my main
argument with zoos.
I have a problem with the zoo,
and there's a bunch of problems with the zoo,
but the main one is that in the zoo,
Gb
the animals are allowed to be
which never happens in the wild.
You know, like how are the
monkeys
gonna learn to juke and to zig and zag
and get away from jaguars
if they're alone by themselves?
They're not.
Gb
The monkeys that live in the zoo
are weak bitches,
Ab
Bbm
Okay, and what they need to
Ab
is let everybody live together.
Look, they'll keep fucking
Bbm
Ab
if you keep giving them food.
Let them live together.
Gb
What happens when they die?
Ab
Get new ones, bring them in.
Yeah, that's what you're supposed
to do.
Gb
And the zoo's not bad for all animals.
I think it's bad for smart animals.
Ab
Like I'm totally opposed to SeaWorld.
Gb
I think that dolphins
should never be in captivity.
Ab
I think it's ridiculous. but I
have no problem with giraffes.
Gb
Ab
You know why? Because giraffes don't
Gb
Ab
seem to have a problem with it.
F
in Colorado Springs?
Gb
I went, I took my kid when she was three
Ab
and they let her feed a fucking giraffe.
Gb
Ab
She's a baby.
Gb
They're so confident in the way giraf
Bbm
fes behave.
Ab
They let fucking babies feed
Gb
them.
Ab
She's reaching out, holding this
piece of lettuce
Fm
Ab
and this giant fuckin' avatar -lookin'
thing wanders over
Gb
Ab
with a head bigger than my torso
and reaches out this alien tongue
and grabs the lettuce
and my daughter's giggling and
everybody's smiling,
Bbm
all these fuckin' white people
Gb
Ab
are so happy.
That's how easy giraffes
happen.
Gb
The giraffes don't look bummed out.
You go to the monkey cage,
they look like they're freakin'
out.
Bbm
I'm outta here!
Ab
You go see the giraffes, they're like,
Another day with no lions.
Ab
Fm
They got no problem with the zoo,
man.
Bbm
Ab
They're like, this is way better
than the wild.
Gm
Bbm
If you came up to a wild giraffe
I got a deal for you, man.
Here's the deal.
Gb
I'm going to give you free food
for the rest of your life.
You never have to worry about
starving to death.
Ab
No predators whatsoever,
but you can't walk as far.
They were like, uh, okay, shit,
but you're going to be trapped.
Uh, okay.
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