Tonart: D major
Verse 1
D
Well, women are irrational,
that's all there is to that.
Their heads are full of cotton,
hay and rags.
They're nothing but exasperating,
irritating, vacillating, calculating, agitating,
maddening and infuriating hags.
Yes, why can't a woman
be more like a man?
Men are so honest,
so thoroughly square,
G
eternally noble, historically fair.
will always give your back a pat.
A
D
A
D
Why can't a woman be like that?
Why does everyone do what the others do?
G
Can't a woman learn to use
D
G
Why do they do everything
their mothers do?
Em
Why don't they grow up
D
like their father instead?
Why can't a woman take after a man?
Men are so pleasant,
so easy to please.
G
Whenever you're with them,
Em
you're always at ease.
if I didn't speak for hours?
course not.
Would you be livid if
I had a drink or two?
Nonsense.
D
if I never sent you flowers?
Never.
Well, why can't a woman be
like you?
G
One man in a million may shout a bit.
And now and then
there's one with slight
D
One, perhaps,
G
whose truthfulness you doubt a bit.
D
Em
D
G
But by and large, we are above sex.
D
Why can't a woman behave like a man?
Men are so friendly,
good -natured and kind.
G
Em
A better companion you never will find.
If I were hours late for dinner,
Of course not.
Em
D
If I forgot your silly birthday,
would you fuss?
Nonsense.
G
D
if I took out another fellow?
Never.
A
D
Why can't a woman be like us?
Mrs. Pearce,
you're a woman.
Why can't a woman be more like a man?
Men are so decent,
such regular chaps.
G
Ready to help you through any
D
G
D
Ready to buck you up whenev
D
Why can't a woman be a chum?
G
D
Why is thinking something
D
Eb
Wise logic never even tried
D
Straightening up their hair is
C
Em
D
Why don't they straighten up
A
D
the mess that's inside?
Why can't a woman be more like a man?
If I were a woman who'd been to a ball
G
Been hailed as a princess
Would I start weeping
A
D
like a bathtub overflowing?
C
D
Carry on as if my home were in a tree?
D
and never tell me where I'm going?
Oh, I got a woman!
A
D
Be like me!
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