You're sophistic ated.
I think I'm naive.
Well, let's play the game that way.
Yes, that's what I believe.
An apple for the teacher,
that seems the thing to do
Because I want to learn
about romance from you
An apple for the teacher,
just to show that I'm meek and mild
If you insist on saying
that I'm just a problem child
You're going to get all my attention
and your wish will be my rule
And maybe you'll be good to me,
just keep me after school
An apple for the teacher,
that's how I better start
Then after a while you may give in
and let me bring my heart
An apple for the teacher,
that seems a thing to do
Because I want to learn
about ro mance from you
An apple for the teacher,
to show I'm meek and mild
If you insist on saying
that I'm just a problem child
You'll get all my attention,
your wish will be my rule
And maybe you'll be good to me
and keep me after school
An ap ple for the teacher,
that's how I'd better start
Then after a while you may give in
and let me bring my heart
An apple for the teacher
is always going to do the trick
Not if you didn't study your arithmetic
I got an apple for the teacher
Gonna meet with great success
Well, it won't if
you didn't memorize
I got a little bit of glamour
And a charm that's cute and quaint
I may excuse your grammar
And believe you further you ain't
I got an apple, big red apple,
for the teacher
That's how I'm fixin' to start
Then after a while I may give in
And let you bring your heart
Then after a while, she may give in
and let you bring your heart.