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Frank phone calls.
Uncut. Uncensored.
Ha ha! I call this upright
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trash cans.
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This brother, I have called him
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on his day off at his house.
It don't go too well.
Upright trash cans, y 'all.
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Ab
Hello? Hel lo, I'm trying to reach
a Kendrick Washington place.
Yes, Kendrick was good.
Hello? Sir, can you hear me?
Yeah, hey, hi,
this is Wade Wade Livingston.
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I wanted to try and speak with you
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if I could you you're actually
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One of the guys that worked on the
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that comes to the neighborhood am
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I right?
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Sir I'm not sure about what route
I'm on
I'm in mission for a subdivision and
And, um,
listen, I've got a bit of a problem.
Ab
Uh, it seems that you got,
you got a problem,
uh, you need to call,
first of all, how you get my number?
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Uh, sir, I, I've done the research on
getting your number.
I found out who's actu
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ally driving the truck
as well as the people that are on the
back of the truck.
And, um, I want to get some
things clarified here.
I'm noticing that when you
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guys come by my home
and, you know, who gave you,
who, hold on, sir.
I'm not, I'm not, hold on, get up,
because I was resting a little bit.
Who gave you my number,
because you said you had a problem.
I'm not the person who you
talk to about problems.
I understand that, sir,
but what has been narrowed down
is it's been given to me that you're actually
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the person that is the problem,
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and I wanted to give you a call personally
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and try and see if I can get that rectified.
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Now you're you're the one
that's on the back of the truck
and you you pick up the trash
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can thingies or whatnot
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an d throw the garbage in
So the problem I'm having is that when
I come home in the evenings
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my trash cans are in a disarray you know
and what I want to do
is call you and tell you
I want you to start bringing them
to the back by
The fence and sitting them up right
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and put the lids back on them and put him
You say, hold on, hold on, sir,
how do you know
I'm the person that even
do your house?
How do you know I'm even,
because I know you can't, hold on, sir,
I'm not trying to be rude,
but I'm asking a question.
Ab
calling me on Saturday
talking about your trash can,
and it's my first Saturday off
talking about your trash can.
I'm not I want to get the problem rectified,
and you're the problem, sir.
I know if I'm the one who do your house,
you don't even
know what route you're on.
You're Kendrick Washington
and they've told me that you're the person on the back of the truck
that comes through Mission Forest on my street. Who told you that?
I have ways of finding out,
sir, who's doing what.
What you need to find out
is the proper person to talk to about your
particular...
I don't know what
route you I don't know you
I don't know if I even do
Look, man. I'm not person that you're
supposed to call.
I'm man. It's Saturday first
Listen, listen, I don't want to take this to
another level.
But what I do want is my
When you call my cellular phone
Talking about your trash on Saturday
and I ain't been off in those
Saturday in a long time
I'm not trying to be rude,
but you may need to research your research and talk
to them because I don't even know if I do your route, sir.
You are the person on my route,
Mr. Washington.
Man, don't tell me
I'm the person on your route
if you ain't, man, listen to me.
What you're going to do
is put my trash cans where I want
them
and when I want them there
and the lids on top of them
and quit throwing them across
the yard
as if you don't care.
and I mean that
That's right because I
Want my trash cans put where they need
to be and oppose
I have to get out of my car
move the trash cans take them
Over to the fence put the lids on them,
and I don't want to have to continue
to do it
So I've done the research
and I've found out,
Mr. Washington, that you're the one!
Man, I don't give a da
Man, okay,
okay, tell me how you want your trash can.
I'm gonna put them just like -
Tell me how you want your trash can.
I want them put in a
upright position
by the back fence near the gate
with the lids on the top of them, please.
How about putting them right up
your ass?
How about that?
Cause guess what? I I know
how I do your trash can
from this on.
If - if I see your motherfucking house,
you hear me?
What - what your house look like
so I can throw your trash -
No, matter of fact, matter of fact,
let me tell you something, matter of fact,
mister, what's your name again?
What's your name? Livingston.
Wade Livingston.
I'm gonna do my research,
I'm gonna make sure that I put your trash just like you like it,
all over your motherfucking yard,
you hear me?
Excuse me?
On a fucking Saturday,
talking about upright trash cans,
have you lost your goddamn
mind?
I have not lost my - I want my -
I want my trash cans in an
upright position.
Man, don't call my cell phone
with this nonsense.
I got one more thing
that I need to say to you.
Are you listening? nah, I'm
listening to shit you got to say.
I know one goddamn thing.
Man, look, you don't make me tear this
whole motherfucking street
up until it runs straight to me
all over again, sir.
Because you don't call my cellular phone,
talking to me on those Saturdays,
man.
You know I ain't got no Saturdays.
I ain't got no Saturdays.
Don't call my phone.
I got one more thing.
I got one more thing I want
to say to you.
Are you listening,
Mr. Kendrick Washington?
Tell me who gave you my goddamn
number.
That's who,
tell me who gave you my number.
Can I tell you that?
Yeah, tell me.
This is Nephew Tommy
from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.
You just got, you just got pranked
by your boy Larry at the job.
Man, Tommy.
Boy, Tommy. Man, you.
Boy, you gonna get your ass
whooped, Tommy.
You and Larry, I ain't going get this timing,
y 'all funny, y real funny
calling me on my sailor phone,
talking about boy up right track,
boy y 'all about to make me broke ass you boy,
boy my sugar and my blood didn't went up.
No, look here, Larry told me, say, look here,
call Kendrick and I promise you, he gon' lose, oh man,
and I ain't been off
on a Saturday ever.
Oh, me on, oh, on my cell phone.
Whoa, man.
Hey man, I gotta ask you, man.
I gotta ask you, cause your boy tell me,
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y 'all be listening to us out there at ATL, man,
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what is the baddest ra dio show in the land?
Oh man, the Steve Harvey Morning Show,
man.
Y 'all, I don't care
who your uncle is at times,
you call me on my cell phone ever again
talking about my upright track pants.
I'm whooping your ass and Mr. Livingston. Liverpool,
whatever your name was.
Man, you funny, boy.
All right, man. I appreciate you.
Y keep listening, man.
I'm going to send you something in the mail,
boy.
Oh man, y 'all funny.
Nephew timing.
On my cell phone. you
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