with all the foreign trends.
The taste of snails with garlic sauce,
it will amuse your friends.
In France they have the Eiffel Tower
and lots more haute cuisine.
Our column may not be as big,
but still we've got a queen.
So it's be st to be British,
despite what you might think.
We've got a sense of humor,
we're al ways tickled pink.
Laugh at others, surely not,
Cause it's best to be British,
is the best that you can find.
With thicker rods and longer screws,
their parts are well designed.
It's only when they've come and gone
you realize how perverse.
The automatic gear ing's broke,
and now you're in reverse
So it's be st to be British,
despite what you may think
Belong to the board of United
Business is our lifeblood,
So it's best to be British, hooray!
would teach me all about ro mance
Chianti meals and four -inch heels,
no doubt I'd have a chance.
La dolce vita seems much sweeter,
So it's be st to be British,
despite what you may think.
without the slightest kink.
Straight and narrow is the path,
and take that how you like.
Cause it's best to be British, hooray!
The sun is high, the heat intense,
you'll end up ringing wet
As long as I'm allowed a helmet,
So it's best to be British,
despite what you may think
that we are the missing link
Once they see and hear us,
abroad they know our place
So it's be st to be British, hooray!
An igloo built of ice and snow
Yet people live with blubber meat,
But when the drink runs out,
at least there's one thing left to do
I'm not sure if I'd oper ate at minus 22
So it's best to be British,
despite what you may think
Piston plastered in our cups,
So what if the beer is bitter,
it's not fizzy an d it's warm
Even if we've had too many,
we will still obey good form
We have class and so much breeding
that it's coming out our ears
We're so generous with our talents
that we're known as volunteers
Even though we don't discuss it,
we've been doing it for years
So it's best to be British!
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