Tonart: Db major•
Verse 1
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I was
warning from Mrs Example,
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Clean up my act stop being
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Didn't help my debacle,
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I'd just woken up from an all day,
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all night, filthy (barkle),
Something quite (bait) about
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I'd was hard to locate I'd drunk
Took another swipe with my
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Db
Then it hit me like a raging inferno.
Verse 2
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I don't believe it I,
Forgot her bloody birthday card,
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She wont be a happy gal,
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Forgot her bloody birthday card,
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She's gonna scream and yell,
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Forgot her bloody birthday card,
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She'll leave me man, she might as well,
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Forgot her bloody birthday card.
Verse 3
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I try to keep things relative,
Ab
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Never give (?) to myself if I can,
But I can only think negative,
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Used to tell her shit like I'd lost my pen,
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Now there's a chance I'll
never see her face again,
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So I walk a fine line, but it's not the end,
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See I bought her a voucher for H and M,
She can get a new skirt
and she'll look the part,
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And if it don't work
pour out my heart,
Verse 4
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Look, yeah, I'm going to be
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completely honest with you,
You know I love you, you know I respect you,
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At the end of the day, a birthday card,
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It's just a piece of paper isn't it?
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Yeah I know a voucher
is a piece of paper too,
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Yeah, but you can get a skirt with that,
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Well you can get shoes then.
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Wait,
Verse 5
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nah that's bullshit,
I can't do that,
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Cant sound like a wanker, (a girly chat),
So I gotta make a dash
for the petrol station,
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Cause their cards are perfect
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I drop my razor and splash my (boat),
I grab some tracky- d's and
a random coat,
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Then I'm on it with a wallet,
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And I hit the pavement,
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I'm running down the street with my face half shaven,
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Verse 6
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Db
I'm getting stronger and stronger
my legs are burning,
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Db
There's still hope yet just a couple of turn- in's,
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See the longer I wander the more I scream,
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She gets here at 10 and it's quarter to.
Verse 7
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I don't believe it I,
Bbm
Forgot her bloody birthday card,
Db
Bbm
Db
She wont be a happy gal,
Bbm
Forgot her bloody birthday card,
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Bbm
She's gonna scream and yell,
Forgot her bloody birthday card,
Db
She'll leave me man, she might as well,
Bbm
Db
Forgot her bloody birthday card.
Verse 8
I get to the garage,
Panic scanning the rack,
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99 percent of the range is all crap,
Happy Birthday Dad, Worlds Best Mother,
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I Love You Sister,
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You're a Special Brother,
No other bloody card with
a cover for a lover,
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Plus I'm getting kinda stressed
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as I search for an other,
But this one struck me,
It's pink and funky,
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With a cartoon print of a drunken
monkey.
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Verse 9
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There's a chance I'll make
it I'm nearly done,
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I hand him the coins and it's time to run ,
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Now it's 5 minutes too
and I'm nearly home,
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I feel a vibration and check my phone.
Verse 10
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“Honey, I'll be there shortly”,
“I just got off the bus
and I've started walking”,
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So like Kelly Holmes I sprint the home straight,
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I rip my tracky- d's as I hurdle the gate,
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Ab
I crash through the door,
I fall up the stairs,
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Looking like I've been in intensive care,
The Biro's f**ked, the pencil's broken,
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I grab a Magic Marker
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Of my appreciation for her,
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Gb
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And the things that make her so per- fect,
S**t, there's the bell,
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I seal the envelope
it should all be swell,
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Look, here she is, my Kiera Knightly,
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She gives me a kiss and
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She asks why I've only shaved half my face,
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And sweating like I've just
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come first in some race,
Verse 11
I got up extra early,
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Gb
To exercise and stretch my thighs,
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So I could see my special girly,
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She looks in my eyes and sees my lies,
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Db
With a dubious face she
accepts the card,
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drops it and slaps me hard,
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I open it up and prepare for doom,
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The text in the card reads Get Well Soon.
Verse 12
I don't believe it I,
Bbm
Forgot her bloody birthday card,
Db
She wont be a happy gal,
Bbm
Gb
Forgot her bloody birthday card,
Db
She's gonna scream and yell,
Bbm
Forgot her bloody birthday card,
Db
She'll leave me man, she might as well,
Bbm
Gb
Forgot her bloody birthday card.
Verse 13
Bbm
I messed up big time,
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But have I got a surprise for you?
Yep, nah man, wait for it,
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I booked us a table,
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No ser.. where you going?,
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Serious, where you going?,
It's only a card!
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