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Tonart: Ab major
Verse 1
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But the tragic events of number 42 did not go
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unobserved by the neighbours.
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This is the

BBC

Home

Service.
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Here is the news.

The
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British invasion of

Russia ended quietly yesterday

with the unconditional surrender of

Moscow to

Lieutenant

Simon

Pring.

In

Dusseldorf, the

British pair

Nanette and

Napoleon

Hardcastle

have won everything they could

possibly have entered for.

And

British weather has been named by
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Cli mate magazine

Look at them, bloody

Catholics, filling the bloody world up with bloody

people they can't afford to bloody feed.

What are we, dear?

Protestant, and fiercely proud of it.

Why do they have so many children?

Because every time they have sexual intercourse,

they have to have a baby.

But it's the same with us,

Harry.

What do you mean?

Well, I mean, we've got two children,

and we've had sexual intercourse twice.

That's not the point.

We could have it any time we wanted.

Really?

Oh, yes.

And what's more,

because we don't believe in all that papist claptrap,

we can take precaution.
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What do you mean?
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Lock the door?

No, no. I mean,

because we are members of the

Protestant

Reformed

Church

which successfully challenged the autocratic power

of the papacy in the mid -16th century,

we can wear little rubber devices to

prevent issue.

What do you mean?

I could, if I wanted,

have sexual intercourse with you...

Oh, yes,

Harry.

And, by wearing a rubber sheath over my old fella,
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I could ensure that when I came off, you would not be impregnated.

Ooh!

That's what being a

Protestant's all about!

That's why it's the church

for me!

That's why it's the church for anyone

who respects the individual!
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And the individual's right to decide

for him or herself!

When

Martin

Luther nailed his protest up to the church door in 1517,


he may not have realised the full significance

of what he was doing!

But, 400 years later, thanks to him, my dear,

I can wear whatever I want on my

John

Thomas.
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And

Prostantism doesn't stop

at the simple condom.

Oh no, I can wear

French ticklers if I want.
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You what?

French ticklers, black mambos, crocodile ribs,


sheaths that are designed
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not only to protect,
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but also to enhance the stimulation

of sexual congress.

Have you got one?

Have I got one?

Well, no.

But I can go down the road any time I want

and walk into

Harry's and hold my head up high

and say in a loud, steady voice,

Harry, I want you to sell me

a condom.

In fact, today I think I'll have a

French tickler, for I am a

Protestant.

Well, why don't you?

But they, they cannot,

because their church never made the great

leap out of the

Middle

Ages

and the domination of alien

episcopal supremacy.

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Akkorde & Songtexte
  • G

  • D

  • E

  • Eb

    6
  • Bb

  • Am

  • C

Capo: 1

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The original key of Bloody Catholics by Monty Python is Ab major.

The primary chords used in Bloody Catholics are Ab, Eb, F, Fb, Cb, Bbm.

To play in the original key, place your capo on the 1 fret.

Yes, this version uses open chords like Ab, Eb, F, Fb, making it a great song for beginner guitarists.

The tempo of Bloody Catholics is approximately 40 beats per minute.

You can easily change the key of Bloody Catholics using our Transpose button located in the toolbar. This will automatically update all chord diagrams on the page to match your new key.

Yes! Click the Print icon to generate a clean, one-page version of the chords and lyrics for Bloody Catholics. This is perfect for practicing offline or adding to a physical songbook.

Yes, we have integrated a Mini-Tuner directly on this page. Use it to quickly check your string pitch (Standard Tuning: E A D G B E) before you start playing along with Monty Python.

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