Tonart: A major
Verse 1
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Hey!
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Do you know what you are?
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You're an asshole!
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An AS SHOLE!
Verse 2
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agree
'Cause you probably likes a lot
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of misery
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But think a while and you will see...
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Broken hearts are for assholes
Broken hearts are for assholes
Verse 3
Broken hearts are for assholes
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Are you an asshole too?
Interlude 1
'cause you're an asshole...
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Verse 4
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Maybe you think you're a
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lonely guy
Maybe you think you're too
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tough to cry
So you went to The Grape,
Just to give it a try
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Verse 5
And Dagmar
Without a doubt,
the ugliest son of a bitch I ever saw in my life
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One Two Three Four!
Verse 6
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The whiskers sticking out
Pancake make-up
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And And yet he was a beautiful lady
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Nearly drove you insane
Verse 7
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Leather: LEATHERRRRRR
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And so you kissed a little sailor
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Tex Abel, starring in the latest
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Shepperton Production:
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Who had just blew in from Spain
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Sir Richard Pump-A-Loaf You
Verse 8
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You You sniffed the reeking
The story of a demented bread-boffer
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And acted like it was cocaine
Verse 9
Cucumber pud annexed
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to a fine whole-wheat loaf
loaf
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You were dazzled by the ex citing
Then Then on Tuesday night,
Caesar's back in town
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In a way you can't explain
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Facing off in a no-holds-barred tag tag tag
Verse 10
team grudge match
With Kona.
And so you worked the wall with
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Three-hundred-seventy-nine pounds pounds
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pounds pounds of Samoan dynamite
Verse 11
Which gave your back an awful strain
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But you came back on Sunday
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for the gong show
Next Thursday, teen town's finest...
Verse 12
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But you forgot what I was sayin'
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'Cause you're an asshole,
That's right
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You're an asshole, you're an asshole
Verse 13
You're an asshole,
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you're an asshole
That's right
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you're an asshole
Verse 14
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Now you been to The Grape 'n'
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'N' now I think you know what you
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are: you're an asshole
Verse 15
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You say you can't live with what
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you been through
Well, ladies you can be an asshole
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too
You might pretend you ain't got one
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on the bottom of you,
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But don't fool yourself girl
Verse 16
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Don't fool yourself girl
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Don't fool yourself girl
Verse 17
That's why I say
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I'm gonna ram it, ram it, ram it
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Ram it up yer poop chute
Verse 18
Ram it, ram it, ram it
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Ram it up yer poop chute
Verse 19
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Ram it up yer poop chute
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Wrist-watch; Crisco
Ram it, ram it, ram it
Verse 20
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Ram it up yer poop chute
Verse 21
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Don't fool yourself, girl
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It's goin' right up yer poop chute
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Don't fool yourself, girl
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It's goin' right up yer poop
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chute
(etc., repeats)
Verse 22
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Aw, I knew you'd be surprised...
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