To all you light -skinned ladies, dark and lovely,
blondes or brunettes, or just plain ugly.
If you play your cards right,
without a doubt, the
Monster
Crushers
MCs will take you out.
Champagne and caviar,
they treat their ladies like superstars.
Take a chance and learn about
what happens when the
Monster
Crushers take you out.
They'll take you out, out, out.
They'll take you out.
I was chillin' at a party last
Saturday night.
The folks was groovin',
we was chillin' tight
As the evening got older,
the party got better
I was rockin' with a few more
tight jeans and a sweater
Her name was
Maria, you really had to see her
She stood about five -three
And now the body on the free
will make your legs weaker
That's what she did to me
And so I told her my name was
Everlovin'
Maestro
And that I had a place that she liked to go
I told her, don't be alarmed
and have no doubt
You travel first class when
Everlovin' takes you out
Champagne and caviar
They treat the ladies like superstars
Take a chance and learn about
What happens when the monster
crushes take you out
They'll take you out, out, out
They'll take you out
I was just hanging out, chillin' in the street
I was coolin' with the force
in the summer heat
That's when she walked
by in the red miniskirt
My heart almost bursted,
the force went berserk
She was a real fly girl, her name was
Colleen
No matter where she was,
she was the toast of the scene
I said my name's
Messiah, but they called me
Beef
Let me take you to the show,
and then to a feast
Now don't, don't be alarmed,
have no doubt
The girls will have a great time when
the beast takes you out
Champagne and caviar
They treat the ladies like superstars
Take a chance to learn about
What happens when the monster
crushes take you out
They'll take you out, out, out
They'll take you out
I was stepping out my limo
heading to the show
Oh, when I saw a lovely lady,
I just had to know
She said she knew my
name and hers was
Luke
She had something to show me
when the show was through
So then I got on the mic
and turned the party up
I could tell by the way the
women screamed and shouted
I told
Luda,
Pride,
London and
L .A.
If she wanted the moon, she
would've got it that day
I'll tell you like this, without a doubt
You travel to the stars and
Maestro takes you out
Champagne and caviar
They treat the ladies like superstars
Take a chance and learn about
What happens when the monster
crushes take you out
They'll take you out, out, out
They'll take you out
When I was driving my
Seville
When the telephone rang
It was my
Oriental lover
Lee was her name
She said she had a model
At a fashion show in town
And since she was in the city
Why don't I show her around
We went to town on the green
They got the
Broadway scene
And then I brought to life
Her everyday, no need to repeat
But without a doubt
You haven't really stood
Until the crushes take you out
Champagne and caviar
They treat the ladies like superstars
Take a chance and learn about
What happens when the
Mozart crushes take you out?
They'll take you out, out, out
They'll take you out
They're the dream merchants
on the microphone
And when they take you out,
they do it all night long
You may ask, when does the fun begin?
But once you're out, it might not end
When
Moscow takes you by your hand
Your only choice is to change your plan
When it whispers in your ear, they say
Do what you want, baby, I don't care
And if you're falling out
while kissing and hugging
You know you've been impressed
by the ever -loving
It's the only man you can never refuse
With ever -loving life
that you just can't lose
Now this
Messiah's we all know
He's not just a loving, he's sensual
He'll say things to you
that'll make you mad
And touch you in a way
you never knew about
And if you put up a struggle
and try to resist
He'll steal your heart with just one kiss
Take a chance on a dance,
try your luck and see
Why we call it a fantasy
We'll take you out, out, out
We'll take you out
We'll take you out, out, out,
we'll take you out
We'll take you out, out, out,
we'll take you out
We'll take you out, out, out,
we'll take you out
We'll take you out, out,
out, we'll take you out
We'll take you out, out,
out, we'll take you out
We'll take you out, out, out,
we'll take you out
We'll take you out, out, out
We'll take you out, out, out
