Tonart: B major
Verse 1
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You know, a lot of people don't bother about
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their friends in the predictable kingdom.
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They think, what can I say?
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say to a vegetable?
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Shoshanowankas! Shoshanowankas! Shoshanowankas! Shoshanowankas! Shoshanowankas! Suck it up,
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Wankers! Hey! Suck it up, Wankers.
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Smoke it, you go,
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and get yourself a big bottle
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of champagne.
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Find yourself a young Vegetable victim!
Yeah! Shoot, shoot!
Take your young vegetable victim!
Shoot, Step one,
and this is very important,
you have to do it exactly this way.
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Bring the band on down behind me,
boy.
This gets technical.
Shoot, Burst!
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You get a Polaroid camera.
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an d you make one good jump from
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a balcony to another balcony
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on the 7th floor of the Sheraton Hotel in Jacksonville.
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When you land on the other balcony
with your Polaroid camera,
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something like this, Hey!
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Shoot off one good flashbulb.
Catching.
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The agent will immediately turn around
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an d say, you know, I sure would
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like to have that photograph.
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You walk up to the agent
and say, well,
funny you should mention it.
I have this photograph here.
Just about time to develop it.
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Yes, it turned out great.
It shows both of you here.
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And I'll give you this photograph,
and you'll give me the munch
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kin vegetable that you're with.
in order that I might
make a few more pictures.
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So you make a quick trade,
holding the champagne bottle in abeyance,
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until the rest of the members of
your band
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have jumped over the same balcony an d come in and taken their places around the bed where the munchkin vegetable is laid out,
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posing, leg up in the air, laying down, back to the side.
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Then, after some deft manipulation
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of the vital parts of the munchkin vegetable,
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I want some baby to hold
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my tool and squeal.
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With one masterful stroke,
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or maybe several masterful strokes,
Shake up the magnum of champagne
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to a foamy froth,
holding your thumb
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over the end of it.
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After the band has given
you complete attention
and is watching closely
for the precise moment
of the denonation of
the alcoholic beverage
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You give a sort of casual glance
around the bedroom of the Sheraton.
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A suave little smile and wink one eye,
adjust your bow tie,
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and just stuff it right in there.
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them how you feel.
You whip it right out,
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take a snort off of it.
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How do you feel?
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