A hem
What we have here is a very
serious delicate situation
Lots of people out here always
ridin' the dick hmmph
But check this out
I like your style I like your stride
And I like your motivation
But the Late Show we ain't
standin' for that shit
So my man right here he wrote
a little song about it
Why don't you sing it
Ring the alarm here comes the Com
Call me Mr. Hollywood, check it out!
Ring the, alarm, here comes, the Com
Call me Mr. Hollywood
On the Goodship, Lollipop
Pop goes the lolli lolli, for I'm, the Jolly
Good Fellow,
he- llo? Is anybody there?
I'm not a step, so don't stare
Because I Rock- well I always feel like
I always feel like,
Somebody's Watchin Me
Ooh, Somebody's Watchin Me
It's gotta be that,
that that that nigga that sweat my shit
I say say say,
"Black get off the 'zack,
You block my urinal tract"
I gotta go pee- pee,
yo you don't know me
You're just a New Kid on My Jock,
tip- seekin' and you're phony
It's my little pony and you
cannot get a ride
So when you see me homey,
just please just step aside
Step aside,
not talkin' wlidside, I'm comin' from the Southside
Where the ruffnecks reign,
if you can't stand it, don't go outside
Cause it's hot I got the stuff to call your
bluff and pull your card
And nowadays it's all these dick kids,
that want to be hard
You're fraudulent,
I can tell a pussy by his scent
So sorry, but the van got tipped
And out is how I'm lookin',
I'm lookin' out for my people
I'm fly like I'm fly like but
me don't have no eagle
Beat the beater with the juice,
how far would you go to
You're never gonna get
it, woo- wooh- wooh- woo!
You wasn't down from the +Jump+, so
why you want to Kris Kross?
You no business buyin,
insecure junkyard motherfucker
Get lost, 'cause youse a sucker
We really lucky we got
'em, you can spot 'em
From a distance,
now let's just say FOR INSTANCE
You got a crank gettin' ganked for
his bank by some snake
Little wench,- is you is, or is you ain't
The suck- er
You gotta gotta be, gotta be,
to let the shit occur
Gettin' pimped, by a hoe,
that ain't too proud to beg, for your dough
She get your money mo money
mo money money mo!
I couldn't go out like that if it was
my first day off of punishment
Just call me Kaopectate, in relationships,
I'm runnin' shit
So don't be comin' to me with that,
"We can go out, you pay"
Cancel that bitch, it's the,
Unamerican way
This is the circumcision,
and skins is gettin' cut off
Ridin' on my shit, just to get they nut off
NOT, no cops, just low- downs want a lick
If you ain't down with the 'Van,
Dyke, get off the Dick
Cause I remember the time,
the time, the time you tried
To play me like I was booty but now
you're just a groupie
Sweatin' me uh, sweatin' me uh
Tellin' me when I get big don't
be forgettin' me uh
But forget you, forgot you,
after, I rock you
It's Blo Pop time bitch,
you better set your clock
To the charms alarm
Why'd the sucker MC sucker
MC cross the road?
To get to the other side?!
Why'd the sucker MC sucker
MC cross the road?
To get to the other side,
now check it out
I got the pep in my step,
the slide in my glide
So I won't trip,
when I let my backbone slip
Some shake it to the East, I'm shakin' West,
well I'ma shake your mid
And I'ma get you suckaz, just give me one side,
and one rib
I barbeque the mouths hey,
I barbeque the mouths
Cause mom always said,
don't play wack in the house!
So take that garbage to the backyard
And I was like,
"Everybody want to want to rap hard"
Before you wasn't hardcore,
so Sonic why ya flipped?
How you gonna hop when you
ain't hip?
You found rap, on a two- way street,
and lost it
On a parkway, I ain't sayin' no names,
yo Rico Suave
Fuckin' goons fakin' stab wounds,
I need to shank the crank
Elvis Presley Jr.,
tryin' to be somethin' that you ain't
No daps, y'all are hoes, y'all go on stage
And take off all your clothes,
then you,- strike a pose
You knows and I knows,
that's how you sell your record
Because your shit is butt,
you gotta get naked!
But you're wack, you're wack,
showin' your body to me
I said you're wack, you're wack,
showin' your body to me
You got no Soul man,
and you need to get a Pound
Cause you, ain't, ah- really down
With true hip- hop you suckers
