There are jewels in the crown
of England's glory
And every jewel shines a thousand
ways
Frankie Howard and Noel
Coward and Gardinone
Frankie Vaughn and Kenny Thorne
and Sherlock Holmes
Monty Pickles and Oaking Cole
or In the Pink or On the Dole
or Oliver Twist and Long John Silver,
Matt in Cook and Nellie Dean
Enid Lyman, Hilbert Hardin,
Malcolm Sartre
Gray and green, gray and green
All the jewels in the crown
of England's glory
England's glory
Too numerous to mention but a few
But a few
An d everyone could tell
a different story
And show old England's glory
something new
Nice Peter Kipper and Jack the Ripper
and Upson Pop
Gracie and Siller and Maxie Miller but you look like Winkles,
Woodpines,
Walnut Whips
and Deerelyn and Stafford Grips
Lady Chatterley, Muffy the Mule,
Winston Churchill, Robin Hood
Beatrix Potter, Baton Vow,
Beatrix Powder, Yorkshire Pwned!
Yorkshire Pwned!
With Billy Buster, Jane Austen, Ray Ellington, George Formby,
Billy Fury, Little Titch, Uncle Mac, Mr. Pastry and all!
Uncle Mac, Mr. Pastry and all!
Well, all the jewels in the crown
of England's glory
England's glory
Too numerous to mention but a few
But a few
And everyone could tell a different story
A different story
And show all England's glory
something new
Opposite form and the top of the form
of the boys' brigade
England's glory!
Mortimer, Wheeler, Christine,
Keeler and the Board of Trade
England's glory!
Henry Cooper, Wakey, Wakey,
England's Labour
England's Standard Vanguard, Foddy,
Dick, England's workers
England's glory! you