How is it that there's only ever 40 pages in this black and white
And read all over that's been
around for ages?
I re fuse to believe that there's only
enough news in the world each day
To fill the space that writers conveniently
planned for on every page.
And aint it strange that the BBC can sum it up
for us in a TV show that's 30 minutes long,
Current events on the day,
but never again discussed.
Well I for one am boycotting
this mess of puns,
Because the lies, the cheats,
deceits upon aren't worth the paper that they're printed on.
So here's to you the Sun, the Mirror,
Daily Mail too - fuck you.
Have you got your glasses on?
And applied moisture to your
forefinger and thumb?
Hear what the Government have to say,
read me the news today.
Why would anybody choose to read the
news at breakfast?
Choose to read about the rapists, the
terrorists and the child molesters?
Reading on the train or bus,
then get into work and discuss their opinions on dumbed down
Politics, the politicians an
d their dirty tricks.
I'm not saying that I know much
more than
them,
but I don't pretend to.