Tonart: C minor•
Intro 1
Cm
G
Cm
G
Cm
G
Cm
Verse 1
settle up
The sunset awaits,
Cm
so squash that beef and grab a cup
Now keep pouring,
till your eyesight's distorted
In Auckland,
we don't get drunk with horse
G
and my fellow horsemen, settle up
The sunset awaits,
Cm
Fm
Cm
so squash that beef and grab a cup
Now keep pouring
till your ice ice is sorted
In Auckland, we don't get troubled horses
And before I introduce my name
Somebody get the hell
Cm
up and pass me a cup
Cause when I speak,
in between I take sips
And when I talk, yo I pass on these tips
you need to take a lot of nips
Cm
To ride the buffalo,
you need to smoke a spliff
Choose or pick,
now I've hooked up with a bitch
Wake up the next morning
next to the wicked witch
G
It's not that intricate,
basically the process of becoming
a horseman
Cm
requires more than little sips,
and it's okay if you don't
stay on your feet,
even though all blacks travel
on horseback
G
occasionally, but caution, the volume could explode bladders
Cm
when chillin' in the South Auckland version of Moe's Tavern,
by now I'm thinking out loud,
confessing
Helen Clark is starting to look gorgeous
but now my eyes is wasted,
I'm feeling tipsy,
I looked up at my boys
Cm
and they were calling me a horsey,
but still I have the stamina
to drink out the lit candle
And after all this I down another handle
my breath is lost as I guzzle
Cm
Drink, finish, down another bottle
That's my elixir
Damn, who the hell stole my liquor?
Jack and Jim
Everybody got their cups
but everybody must've
Cause the odds of sipping my beverage
is highly unlikely
Regardless of how fast the room is cycling
G
An d honestly it's bashing my head
Cm
Oh no, there go Savage thinking
he's Van Damme again
Attackin' his friends,
it's horsey cunts like this
that are always first if he crash to their bed
G
My fellow horsemen, settle up,
the sunset awaits
Cm
So squash that beef and grab a cup
Now keep pourin' till
your eyesight's distorted
In Auckland, we don't get drunk,
we horsin'
G
My fellow horsemen, settle up,
the sunset awaits
Cm
So squash that beef and grab a cup
Now keep pourin' till your
eyesight's distorted
In Auckland, we don't get drunk,
we horsin'
G
Jack, coke, bourbon, Jim Beam
Cm
These are a few of my favorite fiends
When I drink,
my mood depends on how my day's been
If it sucks, I remain quite mean
with the slightest remark
And my direction can ignite violence
Cm
I like to make a toast,
to man's best friend
Make you stick with me, to the bitter end
and I transform into a centaur
Half man, half horse,
Cm
drink mine then drink yours
Cause all layers till my face turns pale
Man I'ma drink any son
of a bitch under the table
G
Make sure the clothes you're wearing
don't stand out
Cm
Cause when you black out
I'll take them off you when you pass out
So simple caution when you're drinking
South Auckland
Cause when you're hoarse
and you wake up naked on the doorstep
G
And your girlfriend wakes
up naked in my warm bed
Cm
Gets off and starts beg
ging me for more sex
Drunk as fuck and all I really
want is raw head
Cause I'ma stay hoarse
till I lay down on the floor dead
when you come to drink with savages
And bring your bandages
Cm
when you get starved by stallions
Remember all the tips and lessons
that we've taught
Cause no one here will walk straight
and some won't even walk at all
G
Piss, screw, bruised, fist fights
That's usually how we end
Cm
all our drinky nights
With cups with strong mixes,
ice and straws
If this love potion fails,
Obeying that mad boner
Enjoying ourselves before
Waking up the next morning,
all confused
Regretting how you had financed
all the booze
G
My fellow horsemen settle up,
the sunset awaits
Cm
So squash that beef and grab a cup
Now keep pawin' till
your eyesight's distorted
In Auckland, we don't get
drunk with horsin'
G
My fellow horsemen settle up,
the sunset awaits
Cm
So squash that beef and grab a cup
Now keep pawin' till your
eyesight's distorted
In Auckland, we don't get
Cm
Hey, bring my bottle, you decepticon
Shit, you don't understand
I'm a horse
I'm a horsey, eh
I'm more hoss than you,
my granddad a big, big fuckin' hoss
Cm
I'm a young stallion hoss, I'd last forever,
20 years going down, 20 years I'd be away
G
10 years, I'd be away a boss
Got a title on my hoss,
Cm
see my belt, look at my belt
Ha ha, my count is good eh, I'm a hoss
Ha ha ha, you wanna caliber me,
you can't give up
10 bottle, 20 bottle, I'm the hoss hoss
Outro 1
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