If you're ever in a jam, here I am
If you're ever in a mess,
S.O.S.
If you ever feel so happy you land in jail,
I'm your bail
It's friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have been forgot
Ours will still be hot
A- lottle- dottle- dottle- dig- dig- dig
If you're ever down a well,
ring my bell
And if you're ever up a tree
just phone to me
A- yes- sir- ee
If you ever lose your teeth and you're out to dine,
borrow mine
It's friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships
have been forgate
Gate?
Ours will still be great
A- lottle- dottle- dottle-
chuck- chuck- chuck
If they ever black your eyes,
put me wise
If they ever cook your goose,
turn me loose
And if they ever put a bullet through your brain,
I'll complain
It's friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have been forgit
Ours will still be it
A- lottle- dottle- dottle- hep- hep- hep
If you ever lose your mind,
I'll be kind
And if you ever lose your shirt,
I'll be hurt
If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half,
I won't laugh
It's friendship, friendship
Just a perfect blendship
When other friendships are up the crick
Ours will still be slick