Good night, Bob!
Excuse me?
Good night, Bob?
Good night, Bob
Ever since you bought
that laundry mat
You've been so stressed out
Washing all those clothes
But Maybe you
should just go home
And your eyeballs,
they tumble and rumble around
Like the change in the ma chines
But not the kind that people
put in the machines
The kind that fall out of the jeans
Oh Bob
Good night man
Ever since you bought that sedan,
you've been bummed out.
I told you it's got 6 ,389
,000 miles on it.
You said, I don't care.
I'll do my eBay stuff and
you do yours.
And I'm like,
this is my mom's basement
and I will kick you out anytime I want. Bob,
and your eyes, your eyes are spinning round
like the change in the machines.
Pause. Long pause.
Not the kind that people put
in the machines,
but the kind that's in the machines
that falls out of the jeans.
Oh, when we start this stupid
Laundry Mat
Bob
As if that vintage postcard store
wasn't bad enough
I can't watch you work on those fucking
models anymore.
You've been working
on that Battleship One
for six years.
And every time you go
out
and have too many beers,
I paint it orange. should I?
Good night, Barb.
Good night, Barb.
Good night, Barb.
I'm satisfied
I hope you had a nice time
I had a lovely evening
thank you for spending the evening with me
I feel like I know you better
I feel like hopefully you feel like you know me better and
I appreciate everybody dressing up
and looking so nice.
Y 'all look smashing, lovely.
Everybody lovely.
Be safe and take care.
Thank you so much.