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Verse 1
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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Miss Thelma Kelly in an act of
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desperation.
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My sister and I
had an act that couldn't flop.
My sister and I were headed
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straight for the top.
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My sister and I earned a fowl
a week at least.
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But my sis ter is now un
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fortunately deceased.
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Oh, I know it's sad, of course,
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but a fact is still a fact.
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And now all that remains
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is the remains of the
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perfect double act.
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Do you know that you're
exactly the same size
as my sister?
Yeah, you would fit into her
wardrobe perfectly.
Look, why don't I just show you some of the act,
okay?
Watch this.
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Well, you have to imagine this
with two people.
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It's swell with two people.
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Then she'd...
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saxophone.
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Then we'd... together.
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But I can't do it alone.
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Then she'd. Then
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I'd. Then we'd.
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But I can't do it alone.
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She'd say, what's your sister like?
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I'd say, man, yuck, yuck, yuck.
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She'd say, you're the cat's meow.
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Then we'd wow the crowd again,
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when she'd go
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And we'd go
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An d then those ding -dong
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daddies started to roar
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Whistles stomped and
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stamped on the floor
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Yelling, screaming, begging for more
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And we'd say, Okay, fel las,
keep your socks up,
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you ain't seen nothin' yet!
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But I simply cannot do
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it alone!
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Well, what do you think?
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Oh, come on, you can say!
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Okay, okay, okay, well,
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the first part can always be rewritten,
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but the second part was just
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really nifty.
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Now watch this.
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Then she'd. Then I'd. See? I can
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kick really hard.
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Then we'd...
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But I can't do it alone
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She'd say what state she can't go in
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I'd say ill, did you get that?
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She'd say turn your mo tor off
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Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom
I can hear him cheering still
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When she'd go
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And we'd go sideways!
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And then those
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did it up round
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To cheer the best attraction in town
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They nearly tore the balcony down
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An d we'd say, okay boys,
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But here's a few more
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parting shots
And all this, this we did
in perfect unison
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crash, crash
Saxophone, drums, cymbals
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Now you see me going through it
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You can see there's nothing to it
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But I simply cannot do it
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Alone
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