Today,
I've been busy removing
And I'm all of a fidgety -fidge
My last digs was on the embankment
The third seat from Waterloo Bridge
But the cooking and, ooh,
the attendance
Didn't happen to suit me so well
So I ordered my man to pack up and
Look out for another hotel
He did, and the new place is extra, I vow
Just wait till I tell you where
I'm stopping now
I live in Trafalgar Square
with four lion s to guard me
Fountains and statues all over the place
And the Metropole star
ing me right in the face
I'll own it's a trifle draughty
But I looks at it this way, do you see
it's good enough for Nelson Whistle
He slipper
It's quite good enough for me
La da da da da da dee dee dee dee
dee dee dee dee dee dee
The beds ain't as soft as they might be
Still, the temperature's
never too high
And it's nice to see
swells who are passing
Look on with a envious eye
An d then when you
wake up in the morning
Just fancy how nice it must be
To take a good walk
for your breakfast
And the same for your
dinner and tea
There's many a swell up in
Park Lane tonight
Who'd give quite a lot to have my appetite
I live in Trafalgar Square
With four lions to guard me
Fountains and statues all over the place
And the Metropole star
ing me right in the face
I alone, it's a trifle drafty
But I looks at it this way, do you see?
If it's good enough for Nelson
It's quite good enough
for me
When I think of those un
lucky bounders,
The Morgans and Clarence de Clarens,
Who were forced to put
up with the Cecil,
My tenderest sympathies theirs.
And to show I'm not selfish or greedy,
I just tells each aristocrat.
I don't mind exchanging apartments,
but one can't say much fairer than that.
But the soft -headed sillies
won't hear what I say.
They still go on suffering
while I'm all okay.
I live in Trafalgar Square
with four lions to guard me
Mountains an d statues all
over the place
And the Metropole star
ing me right in the face
I'll own it, so trifle drafty
But I look at it this way, do you see?
If it's good enough for Nelson
Whistle
Ha! Missed!
Oh!
It's quite good enough for me
If it's good enough for Nel son
It's quite good enough for me