If I had a bottle of rum
and sugar by the pound,
An old gourd to put it in,
a spoon to stir it around,
Tweedle -dee, tweedle -dee,
tweedle -dee -dum,
Tweedle -dee, tweedle -dee,
then I'd have some fun.
And if I had a scolding wife,
I'd whip her shoes as I was born,
I'd send her off to New York
and trade her in for corn,
Tweedle -dee, tweedle -dee,
tweedle -dee -dum,
Tweedle -dee, tweedle -dee,
then I'd have some fun.
I was drunk last night,
I was drunk the night before,
and if I live to get sober again,
I'll never get drunk no more.
Tweedle -dee, Tweedle -dee,
Tweedle -dee -dum,
Tweedle -dee, Tweedle -dee,
then I'd have some fun.
Oh boys, heed my story,
con whisk your gamblin's bad,
but try them both together,
best fun you ever had. Tweedle -dee,
Tweedle -dee,
Tweedle -dee -dum,
Tweedle -dee, Tweedle -dee,
then you'd have some fun. you