Tonart: C major
Verse 1
C
I came crawling home last night,
F
like many nights before
C
I finally made it to my feet,
F
C
as she opened up the door
And she said,
F
C
Em
C
"You're not gonna do this anymore"
Verse 2
C
She said, "I'm gonna hire a
F
wino, to decorate our home
C
So you'll feel more at ease here,
G
and you won't need to roam
C
We'll take out the dining room table,
F
and put a bar along that wall
C
G
And a neon sign to point the way to our bathroom,
down the hall"
C
Verse 3
G
C
She said, "Just bring your Friday paycheck,
F
and I'll cash them all right here
C
And I'll keep on tap for all your friends,
G
their favorite kinds of beer
C
And for you, I'll always keep in stock,
F
those soft aluminum cans
C
And when you're feeling macho,
G
you can crush them like a man"
C
Verse 4
She said, "We'll rip out all the carpet,
F
and put sawdust on the floor
C
Serve hard boiled eggs and pretzels,
G
and I won't cook, no more
C
There'll be Monday night football on TV,
C
And a pay phone in the hallway,
G
when your friends can't find their car"
C
Verse 5
D
She said, "I'm gonna hire a
G
wino, to decorate our home
D
So you'll feel more at ease here,
A
and you won't have to roam
D
A
D
We'll take out the dining room table,
G
and put a bar along that wall
D
A
And a neon sign to point the way to our bathroom,
down the hall"
D
Verse 6
She said, "Now, you'll get friendly service,
G
and for added atmosphere
I'll slip on something sexy,
D
A
and I'll cut it clear to here
D
Then you can slap my bottom,
G
every time you tell a joke
D
Just as long as you keep tipping, well,
A
I'll laugh until you're broke"
D
Verse 7
She said, "Instead of family quarrels,
G
we'll have a bar- room brawl
D
When the Ham's bear say's its closing time,
A
you won't have far to crawl
D
And when you run out of money,
G
then, you'll have me to thank
D
You can sleep it off next morning,
A
while I'm putting it in the bank"
D
Verse 8
E
She said, "I'm gonna hire a
A
wino, and you decorate our home
E
So you can feel more at ease here,
B
and you won't need to roam
E
When you and your friends get off from work,
A
and have a powerful thirst
E
Well, there won't be any reason why,
B
you can't stop off here first"
E
Verse 9
Gb
She said, "I'm gonna hire a
B
wino, and you decorate our home
Gb
So you'll feel more at ease here,
Db
and you won't need to roam
Gb
We'll take out the dining room table,
B
and put a bar along that wall
Gb
Db
And a neon sign to point the way to our bathroom,
down the hall"
Gb
Verse 10
Db
Gb
She said, "I'm gonna hire a
B
wino, and you decorate our home
Gb
So you'll feel more at ease here,
Db
and you won't have to roam
Gb
We'll take out the dining room table,
B
and put a bar along that wall
Outro 1
B
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