Tonart: D major
Verse 1
D
G
D
No, I never was in Vietnam
G
I never once dove into an empty
G
Asus4
A
D
I never let the carpet walk right out
F
G
F
I never painted a house or a tree
Em
I never did become an exotic dancer,
or a
F
Em
customer service representative
D
I never took the pulse of a dying duck,
or gave mouth to mouth
G
D
G
resuscitation to a horse fly
D
G
In a way, I suppose you could say
D
G
my experience is quite limited
D
For example, I never locked Oliver
G
D
Cromwell in a broom closet while
G
singing Waltzing Matilda
D
I never sawed television in half,
G
although I once saw Wendy O.
Williams saw a guitar
F
I never played a decent
I never played poker
with a toothless one
picking his teeth with a bowie knife to
Em
distract me, while his parrot looked
over my shoulder and told him what
D
involving vomiting, chirping,
D
G
I never bought a lamp- wait; I did buy a
G
But I never bought a lantern, or a
D
G
lambskin prophylactic
D
G
D
I never bought a loin or a
F
I never bought anthing beginning
with
G
F
the letter "L" except lollipops, light
Em
bulbs and lettuce and the lamp
F
I never laid down for a nap
and found the
Em
Everly Brothers in bed with me
I never let a cyborg take
out the garbage
F
G
F
Verse 2
I stole the radio
Em
I sawed the legs off the periodic table
I re- elected the president
F
I did it, it was my fault
I farted in the church
I'm sorry
Verse 3
E
Em
I did many many bad things and I am so
Verse 4
Outro 1
F
Em
F
Em
F
Em
F
Am
F
Am
Em
F
Em
F
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