Sheep, neckers,
and jelly beans,
lend me your ears.
Though you think you've been petted,
don't be silly, forget it.
Debs, flappers, and baby vans,
pour me two tears.
What do they know con
cerning love?
Come to me for your burning love.
Cause I'm the last of the red hot mamas.
They've all cooled down but me.
Slap a vamp, say what do they know?
Come get your hot stuff
from this volcano.
I'm an overheater, try and beat it.
Hotty toddy, hot and hot.
Now, it may be snowing,
but when I get going,
oh, baby, I'm hot.
You can keep your collegiate summers,
their lovin' isn't worth a dime.
Away up in Alaska,
where the natives freeze,
an Eskimo left my hut and his DVD.
Cause I'm the last of
the Red Hot Mamas,
I'm gettin' hotter all the time.
Said I'm the last of the Red Hot Mamas,
they've all cooled down but me.
I don't pet and only neck them.
No, sir, I'm one mama who
loves to wreck them.
I can make them sizzle,
make them fry and frizzle,
and if you want to know the truth,
say I can warm the cold ones
and give the old ones back
their flaming youth.
Oh, I was born in the hot Bahamas.
Right now I'm in love and pride.
Others pet and kiss and hug
and don't know what it's all about.
Say, when I kiss men,
they feel they've had their
comforts taken out
Cause I'm the last of
the red -hot mamas
I'm getting hotter all the time