Tonart: C major•
Verse 1
C
Ab
My mother had the vicar and
G
C
the vicar's wife to tea
Ab
they blamed it on the dog
G
C
But it was me...
G
I've
Verse 2
G
C
I've made a trouser cough
F
C
I've whistled in me Y- fronts
G
C
I've just peeled one off
G
C
I've blown my bowel bugle
F
G
I've been eating peas
C
Em
I've dropped my guts
D
G
Open the window please
Verse 3
C
G
C
I've been eating cabbages,
F
C
prunes and pears and beans
F
C
Drinking Dandelion & Burdock and
D
G
you know what that means
C
Polluting the environment,
F
G
my friends leave me alone
F
The front of me sings tenor
G
and the rest sings baritone
C
G
I've
Verse 4
C
G
C
farted, I've farted
G
C
I've made a trouser cough
F
C
I've whistled in me Y- fronts
G
I've just peeled one off
C
I've blown my bowel bugle
F
G
I've been eating peas
G
D
I've dropped my guts
G
C
Open the window please
Verse 5
Am
Em
Bubbles in the bath!
Am
Em
F
Real rip snorters!
G
Up on one cheek and hope it
don't make a noise
Em
Am
Cushion creepers!
Em
F
Don't shake your leg and
G
keep it in your corduroys
Verse 6
G
C
A gentleman tells before it smells,
F
C
he waves his jacket 'til it's gone
F
C
But I'm the kind of sneaky bugger
D
G
who lets off and doesn't let on
C
G
C
I let them go in lifts, in queues,
F
G
in phone- boxes and trains
F
C
And when they stink the people blink
G
C
and blame it on the drains
G
I've
Verse 7
C
G
C
farted, I've farted
G
C
I've made a trouser cough
F
C
I've whistled in me Y- fronts
G
C
I've just peeled one off
G
C
I've blown my bowel bugle
F
G
I've been eating peas
G
C
Open the window please
Verse 8
C
G
C
F
C
"I
say, have you farted?"
"Of course I have - d'you
think I always smell like this?"
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