Tonart: C major
Intro 1
Gm
Verse 1
Gm
Women asked how many
times I practiced promiscuity
That depends, before or after I hit puberty?
I was six watchin hoes slob
The dough, mom gave the babysitter also
covered the blowjob
Older cousin's tongue
bathed the balls
I confess, I was molested at seven,
no complaints at all
And if I did complain,
it's when she'd give me brain
And teeth scrape my dick like a dog
playing frisbee games
When I pay for snatch,
I'll eat a cat's bleedin'
And keep the reciepts as a write-
off for tax season
I'll take your slore home,
let her pick her favorite thong
Play DJ and have her suck me
off to her favorite song
Make sure the Handycam is
on, fuck a threesome
I'm takin' you, your mom,
your niece and your granny on
And any other family member
with tits and a cunt
Whip my dick out at the reunion like,
"Is this what you want?"
Verse 2
Gm
'Cause if it's a dick you want,
I got inches
If it's a chick you want, I got bitches
Whether lesbian or the best of friends
You can spread your legs
open and let me in
Verse 3
Gm
If it's a dick you want, I got inches
If it's a chick you want, I got bitches
Whether lesbian or the best of friends
You can spread your legs
open and let me in
Verse 4
Gm
What's a nice girl like you doin'
suckin' my cock?
Or gettin' pulled over for speedin'
and fuckin' a cop?
Whether you loved it or not,
you still did it to get out of a ticket
Now suck my dick before I beat
the shit out of you with it
Want a milkshake? Suck the shit
out and you'll get it
Six four and I'll fuck the shit
out of a midget
Lived out most men's dreams
when I was 17
Been through more shit than most
porn stars ever seen
Verse 5
Gm
I'm not sure which bitch to bone next I
got AT&T operators callin'
me for phone sex
I'll make you get wet,
cum 'til you smile and moan
And once I bust a nut all you'll
hear is a dial tone
Imagine me givin' one shit
about a dumb bitch
Could've wrote a book titled 'One
Million and One Clits'
To which of you bitches
am I givin' it to?
When they get to know me first,
I'm diggin' you
Now let me stick my dick in you
Verse 6
Gm
If it's a dick you want, I got inches
If it's a chick you want, I got bitches
Whether lesbian or the best of friends
You can spread your legs
open and let me in
Verse 7
Gm
If it's a dick you want, I got inches
If it's a chick you want, I got bitches
Whether lesbian or the best of friends
You can spread your legs open
and let me in
Verse 8
Gm
In the middle of the night,
pillow fight
With a widow and a dyke
Dress up as the ex- husband
with the widow on the right
To my left is the dyke,
as I bite on the nipple of her tit
Pushed the widow's head
to nibble on her clit (yah)
Tape it and sell it off the net
For a bitch mad I did it without consent,
you're awfully wet
Got ho's suspicious,
even one peg leg bitches
After I came,
fucked 'em with they own leg
They ain't know the difference
Your cunt's wet and your pants
are soaked with it
I don't discriminate,
even cancer ho's get it
So open up, I'ma cram your throat with it
I want you to suck just like the
antedote's in it
All you strong women claimin'
queen to the universe
I'll fill you with Kahlua and cream
on your newest skirt
So the moral of the story
Is you ain't gettin backstage
Verse 9
if you ain't givin' oral in a orgy
Gm
If it's a dick you want, I got inches
If it's a chick you want, I got bitches
Whether lesbian or the best of friends
You can spread your legs
open and let me in
Verse 10
Gm
If it's a dick you want, I got inches
If it's a chick you want, I got bitches
Whether lesbian or the best of friends
You can spread your legs
open and let me in
Verse 11
Gm
If it's a dick you want, I got inches
If it's a chick you want, I got bitches
Whether lesbian or the best of friends
You can spread your legs open and let me in
Verse 12
Gm
If it's a dick you want, I got inches
If it's a chick you want, I got bitches
Whether lesbian or the best of friends
You can spread your legs
Outro 1
open and let me in
Gm
Gm
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