hard night,
I was lying in my bed, I couldn't sleep
I was looking at the stars instead,
and suddenly I saw some kind of shiny thing in the sky.
What's that?
It had these blue flashing lights on it,
and inside was a little space guy.
And I said, hi.
Well, truth be told,
I didn't actually say hi.
I said, I'm bored out of my mind.
Would you like to come and play, please?
Come on, help me out here.
I said, hey.
Hello.
Won't you come and play?
You can fly right through my window,
you can leave at the break of day
He'll smile and turn the ship around
and head it toward my place
I can tell you all I had a smile
upon my face when he said
I can't understand what you're saying,
but it sounds good.
What did you say your name was?
Are you hungry?
Come with me.
Don't be afraid.
I walked down to my kitchen
to get us something to eat.
I said, how about milk and cookies?
Yummy!
That sounds like the perfect treat.
When I walked back upstairs,
well, what did I see?
He brought five more of his friends
to have a look at me.
And they said, you're weirdos,
but you're
It's kind of fun.
OK.
They ate the milk and cookies.
They didn't leave a crumb.
Then I asked them about the place
where they all came from.
They tried to tell me,
but I couldn't understand.
Their words were strange,
but their delivery was grand.
Then I saw the sun coming up .
It was time for them to go.
Bye, bud.
I said, I had so much fun, well,
you will never know.
Please come back and visit me soon.
Then they piled into this ship and
headed toward the moon,
or
Saturn, that is.
An d they said,
Wow, look at that rocket go!
Hello
Houston, this is flight control.
We have an unconfirmed report of
an unidentified flying object.
They seem to be flying away from some residential area,
or at some little boy's house.
An d now they're playing bad
disco music.
Do something about it.
Use all means necessary.
It's giving me a headache.
Over.