Lonely Person Devices Akkorde von 
Frank Zappa 
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Key: A major•
Verse 1
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Has any_ body ever seen Ms
C#m
pinky?
(yeahhh, wow)
Hey, now you're gonna know what
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I'm talking about we're
Gonna dedicate this whole
song to Ms pinky
For those of you who don't know about
C#m
Ms
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Pinky: We recently visited that
Colorful country Finland
C#m
And were met at the airport by
A gentleman named Erik
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erik sees us
Every time we go to Finland
He's a very nice person
He collects autographs
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And gives us present_ s and
C#m
A
When we left Finland, erik
Gave me a magazine to read
on the airplane
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It was one of his favorite books
Verse 2
C#m
E
Now a lot of people have heard
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Quite a bit about Danish pornography
D
But have you ever heard of
Finnish
C#m
Pornography?
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C#m
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It's real different he
E
Gave me a Finnish pornographic
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magazine
That had some girls
In it that I couldn't even
Believe that they would take
Pictures of 'em there
E
was one or two in
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There that looked like Grace Slick but
The rest of 'em were hurtin'
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Really hurtin' and of course
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the quality of
D
The color photo_ graphy was just a
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Little bit too far in the
Red direction, you know
C#m
They printed too much
D
Red and they were showing a lot
Of girls with red shoes
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Big like this but when it
Got down to the business- like
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Details of that interesting zone
Between the legs these
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Hunks of meat hanging down from
C#m
The little bushes of
Hair all looked like they
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Were hor_ ribly infected!
Verse 3
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Anyway, thumbing through
the magazine
There was an advertisement in
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There for a product, it's
A
C
A lonely person pro_ duct
A
C#m
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And I know you have quite a few
D
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Lonely per_ son products
here in Denmark:
There's so many shops
C#m
that are dedicated to
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The needs of the lonely German,
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the lonely
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Italian, the lonely American and
The lonely Spanish
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Person that drifts into your territory now
C#m
E
There are many
lonely person
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Products, you know,
D
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the most basic of all of
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These is the vibrator and uh, it
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It can be very useful and
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Enter_ taining used properly but
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When you start branching
out to little things
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A
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Like Rover's Reamer has anybody
Ever seen Rover's Reamer?
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It's a plastic dog dick about this long
With a crank in the end of it now
C
E
That is definitely a lonely person pro_ duct
A
C#m
And Ms pinky is another one of
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D
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Those spe_ cial lonely person products
Verse 4
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E
Ms pinky is shorter than
A
C#m
the average girl
Because she doesn't have a BODY
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All she's got is a HEAD she's
Got a rubber head and
Her eyes are closed and her
C#m
Mouth is WIDE OPEN an
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She's got her lips rolled back
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Over her teeth so she
C#m
Doesn't hurt you very much and
E
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She's washable so we're
Gonna dedicate this song to Ms pinky for
All the good work that she
C#m
Has done for everybody
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who sent away
For her in the Finnish magazine
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And especially
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For the guy in the back who has
Probably got Ms pinky sitting in
C#m
His lap right now,
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tucked away underneath
A
E
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Of his over_ coat, just down there
Having a good time
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