On every March and April
when spring is in the air
A fever starts to spread
and we don't seem to care
Love, oh crazy love, love,
oh crazy love
That's what we call this mangy germ
Love, oh crazy love
What is love, Cora?
By June, that's an achin' heart
and burnin' desire
Put them together and what
have you got?
Heartburn!
Ain't it the truth, ain't it the truth?
You sing a verse now.
saw a little mugwomp
A -sittin' on a tree
Until he saw a female
He was happy as could be
Love old crazy love
Love old crazy love
An d now she's peckin' him to death
Love old crazy love
June, what in the world is
a mugwomp?
It's a little bird that sits on a fence
with its nub on one side
and its wop on the other. I guess I asked for that,
didn't I?
You sure did.
Well, I'm going to sing about
the rabbits now.
All right. I had two little rabbits,
they never got along until they heard
me singing a silly old love song.
Love, oh crazy love.
Love, oh crazy love.
Now I got 60 more to feed.
Love, oh crazy love.
Let's just say a poem.
All right, June, I'll say the first line
The rabbit's nose is shining,
I'll tell you as a friend
That's cause the powder
puff is on the wrong end
A bachelor he was singin'
and I'm mindin' his own way
And then I came a -prancin' by
and I wanted him to play
Love, oh crazy love, love, oh crazy love
And now she's got me buckled down,
love, oh crazy love
I shot a bachelor for kissin' me once
Why, was he the first that ever
tried to kiss you?
Naw, but he's the first that ever tried it
with his mouth full of tobacco juice
Well, good for you
It was a tragedy
It was, I'd -a thought you'd like
that, I'll say now
You'd better, I'll knock the far
out of you
I thought I had the willpower
enough to stay at home
But every time I see a girl,
I can't leave her alone
Love, oh crazy love,
love, oh crazy love
I'd better never catch you blowin' up
Love, oh crazy love