Tonart: Ab major
Verse 1
G
I'm learning.
Married people, you know, that's
who I watch.
My dad told me, he said,
if you're going to get married,
you got to claim the things
that make you happy.
B
My side of the bed makes me happy,
Bb
because I got the clock on my side,
G
because women play with the clock.
G
Y set it ahead 19 minutes,
because you have to trick your
B
G
damn self into waking up.
The last thing I want
to do in the morning
B
is multiplication and subtraction.
G
B
Take the 10,
divide it by the 10.
Bb
B
Oh, damn, I lost three jobs
G
that don't make no damn.
B
Better to be late and have
G
stuff to tell
than to be on time
and don't have nothing to talk
about.
See? Oprah's helping me.
I'm learning.
A
Marry people are good examples.
B
How many of you married?
I'm looking around.
G
No two hands in one spot.
I see that.
F#
Hey, people just don't
G
want to be together.
Help, help, help us, help, help,
help us, help.
F#
F
So you raise your hand, right?
F#
You raise your hand.
He didn't raise his hand,
but he kind of feels
like his hand is raised
G
because yours is already up on the table.
G
Oh, yeah, don't want no trouble.
Don't come over here.
F#
Oh, yeah, that's all good.
You happy, man?
Ooh, no, you didn't look at her first.
G
F#
And she was looking at him,
G
too, like, you better sing,
cut your neck right now, cut
your neck.
B
How long you been married here?
You all right, man?
F#
G
She right here, what I'ma say?
Six years, he's like, seven.
G
He trying to get the expiration date.
Seven, seven years.
I'm out in three more.
In three more, I can get out.
All the best to you.
Six years.
There you go.
A
G
Got to have somebody to bury you.
You turn to red laughing at that.
What the hell is this?
All the best to you, man.
Bb
It's going to be all right.
G
What do you do for a living?
What do you do?
Excavation?
What do you tell people?
Get the hell out of here.
Get the hell out of here.
That ain't what you do.
I don't know. I ain't... Oh,
you dig big holes.
Oh, all right.
He -he -he.
A couple dirty mines in the back.
G
Oh, that's right.
That is excavation.
G
G
You dig big holes.
Stop it. All right.
Excavator, okay.
A
Bb
A
Yeah, and a bulldozer and stuff?
A track hoe?
Sound like a pimp to me, man.
You dig big holes
and you got a track hoe.
What'd you say?
You could have said backhoe,
but you didn't.
You gotta track a hoe.
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