Oh my goodness.
Ralph, what are those creepy,
slimy, crawly things?
Margaret, they look like salamanders.
They got luggage with them.
They're coming out of the swamp. I think
they're moving into the neighborhood.
I'm calling the police!
Now relax.
Relax.
Hello?
Officer?
Officer? I'm talking to you!
The floor was dripping wet
The kitchen table was
covered with mud
Cause that's what a salamander likes
When mom saw them eating
breakfast on it
She just shouted, yikes
Well, as it turned out
One of the salamander kids
Was just about my age
He talked a lot and he slept in a pot
That smelled just like my hamster cage
But when the salamander
took me swimming
In the mud in the hallway by the den
That's when we both
started laughing
That's when we became best friends
My best friend is a salamander
He eats bugs for snacks
He's covered with slime
and his skin has spots
Up and down his back
When I got to know him better
He turned out to be quite sweet
You shouldn't judge a friend
By how he looks or by what he eats
When he invited me to his house
He said I simply had to try
A piece of grass, half a foot
For a bite of a roasted fly
Disgusting!
I popped a fly right in my mouth
It was crunchy and not too bad
I made him into an old fairy man
To bring one home to dad
My best friend is a salamander
He eats bugs for snacks
He's covered with slime
and his skin has spots
Up and down his back
When I got to know him better
He turned out to be quite sweet
You shouldn't judge a friend
By how he looks or by what he eats
Come on!
Roll in the mud with me now
Yeah!
His father works in construction,
he digs with his two front claws.
His mother, collects bugs in the
pond when the winter ice thaws.
Oh, here's a beauty.
I had him over for dinner just
about a week or two ago.
My folks, they said he was well behaved,
he said,
bees, yes and thank you, no.
Then he asked to use the bathroom.
I thought I knew the reason why
You had to jump into the tub
Cause the skin wasn't getting dry
Well ever since that day
I've never been bored again
I wish that you could meet
My green salamander friend
My best friend is a salamander
He eats bugs as snacks
He's covered with slime
and his skin has spots
Up and down his back
When I got to know him better
It turned out to be quite sweet
You shouldn't judge a
friend by how he looks
Or by what he eats
All by what he smells like, actually
you