Tonart: F major•
Verse 1
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C
F
Phew! There's something
Oh! It's you
Come here and sit down
You're gonna have the truth told
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about you and put on record
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F
'Ere please don't sit too close to me,
I'm just having my breakfast
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F
Thank you
Verse 2
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Dm
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G
C
Who put salt in the sugar bowl?
F
Dm
G
C
Who put fireworks in the coal?
F
Bb
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Who put a real live toad in the hole?
G
F
My brother
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Gm
C
Who put jam in mother's shoe?
F
Dm
G
C
Who made real caterpillars stew?
F
Bb
F
Who locked grandad in the loo?
My brother
Verse 3
Bb
A
Am
Dm
My brother said it wasn't he
Gm
C
F
Who put shampoo in grandma's tea?
Bb
F
C
D
My brother said that it was me
G
F
C
My brother's rotten
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Dm
G
C
Who squeezed toothpaste round the hall?
F
Dm
G
C
Who put soot in the baby's butts?
F
Bb
Who drew things on the garden wall?
Dm
F
My brother
Verse 4
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You ought to see what he drew
Ah, what a surprise
Nobody knew what it was really
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F
But everybody had a
"Down with young mothers"
that was one
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'Cause he don't think our mum
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knows how to bring us up right
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F
I don't think so either
You know every night when we're wide awake,
she makes us go to bed
And in the morning when we're fast asleep,
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F
she makes us get up
Verse 5
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Gm
C
Whose pet mouse made auntie shriek?
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Dm
G
C
Who ate glue and couldn't speak?
F
Bb
F
What clever dick was sick for a week?
F
Dm
Gm
C
Who keeps maggots in a tin?
F
Dm
G
Plays the twist on his violin
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F
Bb
C
Who's been gettin' at the gin?
Verse 6
Bbm
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Dm
a chimney sweep
Gm
C
F
But dirt they say is just skin deep
Bb
I know he's good when
Am
D
G
he's asleep!
F
But you don't know what he's
Bb
F
C
F
dreamin' about (do ya)
Dm
Who wouldn't mind if I
Verse 7
Gm
C
ride his bike?
F
Dm
G
C
Who lets me shot his gun if I like?
F
Bb
Who says I'm best at football,
Bbm
F
ludo, snakes and ladders?
Hide- and- seek,
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F#
chasin' each other up and down the garden
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Pinchin' little girls up the
Well, he's gotta say I'm best
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Bb
'Cause I'm bigger than he is and if he don't say I'm best at everything,
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Bb
F
I'll bash him, haha
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F
My lovely, lovely brother
Verse 8
let's get out of here
Before you fall down the
Come on give us your
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F
hand' we're gonna wal—
'Ere what you had in your hand
'Ave ya
Woo!
C
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