Tonart: F major
Verse 1
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Phew! There's something
Oh! It's you
Come here and sit down
You're gonna have the truth told
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about you and put on record
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'Ere please don't sit too close to me,
I'm just having my breakfast
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Thank you
Verse 2
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Who put salt in the sugar bowl?
Ab
Fm
Bb
Eb
Who put fireworks in the coal?
Ab
Db
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Who put a real live toad in the hole?
Bb
Ab
My brother
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Bbm
Eb
Who put jam in mother's shoe?
Ab
Fm
Bb
Eb
Who made real caterpillars stew?
Ab
Db
Ab
Who locked grandad in the loo?
My brother
Verse 3
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Cm
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My brother said it wasn't he
Bbm
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Ab
Who put shampoo in grandma's tea?
Db
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Eb
F
My brother said that it was me
Bb
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Eb
My brother's rotten
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Fm
Bb
Eb
Who squeezed toothpaste round the hall?
Ab
Fm
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Eb
Who put soot in the baby's butts?
Ab
Db
Who drew things on the garden wall?
Fm
Ab
My brother
Verse 4
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You ought to see what he drew
Ah, what a surprise
Nobody knew what it was really
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But everybody had a
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And he wrote slogans
"Down with young mothers"
that was one
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'Cause he don't think our mum
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knows how to bring us up right
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I don't think so either
You know every night when we're wide awake,
she makes us go to bed
And in the morning when we're fast asleep,
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she makes us get up
Verse 5
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Bbm
Eb
Whose pet mouse made auntie shriek?
Ab
Fm
Bb
Eb
Who ate glue and couldn't speak?
Ab
Db
Ab
What clever dick was sick for a week?
Ab
Fm
Bbm
Eb
Who keeps maggots in a tin?
Ab
Fm
Bb
Plays the twist on his violin
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Ab
Db
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Who's been gettin' at the gin?
Verse 6
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Fm
a chimney sweep
Bbm
Eb
Ab
But dirt they say is just skin deep
Db
I know he's good when
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F
Bb
he's asleep!
Ab
But you don't know what he's
Db
Ab
Eb
Ab
dreamin' about (do ya)
Fm
Who wouldn't mind if I
Verse 7
Bbm
Eb
ride his bike?
Ab
Fm
Bb
Eb
Who lets me shot his gun if I like?
Ab
Db
Who says I'm best at football,
Dbm
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ludo, snakes and ladders?
Hide- and- seek,
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A
chasin' each other up and down the garden
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Pinchin' little girls up the
Well, he's gotta say I'm best
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'Cause I'm bigger than he is and if he don't say I'm best at everything,
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I'll bash him, haha
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My lovely, lovely brother
Verse 8
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Come on, come on mate,
let's get out of here
Before you fall down the
Come on give us your
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hand' we're gonna wal—
'Ere what you had in your hand
'Ave ya
Woo!
Eb
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