Tonart: F major
Verse 1
B
F#
B
Phew! There's something
Oh! It's you
Come here and sit down
You're gonna have the truth told
F#
B
about you and put on record
F#
B
'Ere please don't sit too close to me,
I'm just having my breakfast
F#
B
Thank you
Verse 2
B
G#m
G#
C#
F#
Who put salt in the sugar bowl?
B
G#m
C#
F#
Who put fireworks in the coal?
B
E
B
Who put a real live toad in the hole?
C#
B
My brother
G#m
C#m
F#
Who put jam in mother's shoe?
B
G#m
C#
F#
Who made real caterpillars stew?
B
E
B
Who locked grandad in the loo?
My brother
Verse 3
E
D#
D#m
G#m
My brother said it was n't he
C#m
F#
B
Who put shampoo in grandma's tea?
E
B
F#
G#
My brother said that it was me
C#
B
F#
My brother's rotten
B
G#m
C#
F#
Who squeezed toothpaste round the hall?
B
G#m
C#
F#
Who put soot in the baby's butts?
B
E
Who drew things on the garden wall?
G#m
B
My brother
Verse 4
B
You ought to see what he drew
Ah, what a surprise
Nobody knew what it was really
F#
B
But everybody had a
"Down with young mothers"
that was one
F#
'Cause he don't think our mum
B
knows how to bring us up right
F#
B
I don't think so either
You know every night when we're wide awake,
she makes us go to bed
And in the morning when we're fast asleep,
F#
B
she makes us get up
Verse 5
B
C#m
F#
Whose pet mouse made auntie shriek?
B
G#m
C#
F#
Who ate glue and couldn't speak?
B
E
B
What clever dick was sick for a week?
B
G#m
C#m
F#
Who keeps maggots in a tin?
B
G#m
C#
Plays the twist on his violin
F#
B
E
F#
Who's been gettin' at the gin?
Verse 6
Em
B
G#m
a chimney sweep
C#m
F#
B
But dirt they say is just skin deep
D#m
G#
C#
he's asleep!
B
But you don't know what he's
E
B
F#
B
dreamin' about (do ya)
G#m
Who wouldn't mind if I
Verse 7
C#m
F#
ride his bike?
B
G#m
C#
F#
Who lets me shot his gun if I like?
B
E
Who says I'm best at football,
Em
B
ludo, snakes and ladders?
Hide- and- seek,
E
C
chasin' each other up and down the garden
B
Pinchin' little girls up the
Well, he's gotta say I'm best
B
E
'Cause I'm bigger than he is and if he don't say I'm best at everything,
B
E
B
I'll bash him, haha
F#
B
My lovely, lovely brother
Verse 8
let's get out of here
Before you fall down the
Come on give us your
F#
B
hand' we're gonna wal—
'Ere what you had in your hand
'Ave ya
Woo!
F#
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