Tonart: F major•
Verse 1
F
Bb
F
Bb
Listen,
C
F
what's the greatest problem
C
now throughout the land?
F
What's the only problem
C
F
needs a helping hand?
Bb
A
Dm
It isn't prohibition or farm relief I find.
F
C
It's something more
important now
on everybody's mind.
Just walk into any home today.
F
C
you'll hear each husband say.
and since she's on a diet,
G
home isn't home anymore.
C
Bb
No gravy and potatoes,
C
F
G
just lettuce and tomatoes.
C
F
Where are the pies I adore?
Bb
Oh, oh, oh, oh, what a disgrace.
Dm
C
grapefruit straight in the face.
and since she's on a diet,
Dm
F
C
F
I'm losing a pound every day.
F
Bb
breakfast and for din ner,
C
F
G
and at night some orange juice.
F
C
Tuesday, grapefruit.
F
Bb
Boys, I'm growing thinner.
F
All my clothes are getting loose.
Bb
Wednesday, Thursday.
Dm
Bb
Cause then I change to coffee
G
C
with grapefruit on the side.
is more than I can stand.
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G
F
be fore the 18th day,
C
F
Eb
F
I'll have a lily in my hand.
My wife is on a diet.
She tries to keep it quiet,
C
but she looks like the deuce.
G
What used to be her fender
G
G
is growing thin and slender.
F
Even her bumper is loose.
she's not the same.
G
Why, you can even see the bolts
Dm
C
that hold up her frame.
My wife is on a diet,
F
Dm
and since she's on a di et,
C
F
I never go home anymore.
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